What's the dumbest thing you've ever said..

#52
#52
I made the mistake of assuming a woman was pregnant...only once. From then on, unless a baby head was protruding from her nether-regions, I haven't mentioned the possibility.
 
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I made the mistake of telling my two sons that it was natural that they should be competitive with each other and fight a lot because they were brothers.

The next time a rumble commenced that got on my last nerve, I yelled at them something to the effect of "settle down now you heathens, what the hell is wrong with you?"

The both stopped, looked at me and said, in unison, "But Dad!! We're brothers!!!" And started pummeling each other once again.

I gave up and started drinking.
 
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MG1968 said:
I made the mistake of telling my two sons that it was natural that they should be competitive with each other and fight a lot because they were brothers.

The next time a rumble commenced that got on my last nerve, I yelled at them something to the effect of "settle down now you heathens, what the hell is wrong with you?"

The both stopped, looked at me and said, in unison, "But Dad!! We're brothers!!!" And started pummeling each other once again.

I gave up and started drinking.
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I lol'd

That's good stuff right there.
 
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MG1968 said:
I made the mistake of telling my two sons that it was natural that they should be competitive with each other and fight a lot because they were brothers.

The next time a rumble commenced that got on my last nerve, I yelled at them something to the effect of "settle down now you heathens, what the hell is wrong with you?"

The both stopped, looked at me and said, in unison, "But Dad!! We're brothers!!!" And started pummeling each other once again.

I gave up and started drinking.
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That's funny
 
#59
#59
In my younger days I said way too many dumb stuff to my wife too pick out just one.

Thank God she is the woman she is or we wouldn't be together today.
 
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" Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! " You!
 
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When my wife was pregnant with our first child she asked me to go fix her something to drink and I jokingly said, "wow, you're really milking this pregnancy thing aren't you?"

Men, be very careful of what you say to your girlfriend/wife. You cannot take it back....EVER. It's like trying to get toothpaste back in the tube once it's been pushed out.

Also one day she was talking about birth control and I said "you already have the best birth control, it's called marriage."


Runner up:

Not my wife but an ex girlfriend (surprise surprise), I said some horrible things to her...

1.) I could flip through your chins like a rolodex.

2.) When are you going to visit the Wizard of Oz to see if he will grant you a personality?

3.) When saying she wished her drink was colder I said "hold it against your chest."
 
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