What's the worst show ever on television?

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Most reality shows qualify as the worst. You'd need 1a-z to list em all. Probably have to create new letters for all of the s****y reality shows that exist since they're all #1. Kartrashians, I am Sait-an, Jersey Whores, Trashy Housewives of ------, Basketball Gold Diggers, The Apprentice, The Bachelor/ette, Flavor of Love(and any spinoff/dating show VH1 put out), Hogan Knows Best, Brooke Knows Best, Laguna Beach, The Hills, Big Brother...

I could go on but they're all garbage so what's the point. Of the shows listed above, the only one I ever watched was Hogan Knows Best and Laguna Beach. I was a big wrestling fan until I entered high school so seeing Hogan intrigued me. And Laguna Beach, I despised the show but at 18 I got in a wreck that put me in the hospital for 6 weeks, 4 of which I was bed ridden because of my spinal cord injury and there isn't much to do except watch TV. If you ever been at home during the day Mon-Fri, you'd know there isn't much to pick from. I was forced to watch Judge Joe Brown and Judge Millian in the mornings. Then later in the day Judge Mabilene and Judge Judy. MTV was running re-runs of Laguna Beach all day everyday at that time. The rest of the shows I mentioned, I only saw bits and pieces... garbage. Total garbage.

I think Real World sucks now but I didn't list it only because back in the day it actually was real. Now you've got producers running the show and scripting it. Just, reality shows are trash. The only reality show I won't throw under the bus is Breaking Bonaduce. His blowups were classic, and also, his failed marriage while he's a steroid using alcoholic wit anger issues wasn't scripted. That was his life and his marriage failed because of it. I'll always remember when he rides a boogie board down to the nearest convenience store. He buys a small/medium sized bottle of liquor(probably 250-500ml) and a big thing of juice. He sits on the curb right outside in front of the store in what looked to be really busy street and side walk. He pours out half the juice and dumps in the entire thing of vodka and chugs it all. Was awesome.

With all of that being said.... I originally thought 2 Broke Girls looked absolutely terrible and didn't watch it for the first couple of seasons because the acting seemed so terrible. At some point I saw a couple episodes and thought some of the jokes were funny despite hating how the show is done. I take it back now, it's a terrible show. I don't know if it's the worst show but I think the blonde girl(one of the two broke girls) is unbearable. I don't know who she is or wear she came from but she seems terrible and her acting is the worst. Just friggin awful. But aside from her terrible acting, I feel like she's a c-word. I know her character is supposed to be a former richer spoiled brat but I actually think because of this show, she actually is in real life. Just like Lea Michelle on Glee. She was a nobody before the show and the character she plays is a neurotic overbearing entitled girl. The irony of it is, she's exactly like that in real life.

So, yeah... I'll toss 2 Broke Girls into the hat just due to horrible acting and also because of the blonde being on the show in general. She sucks hard. Things. Doubt she's terrible at that.


Edit: I said Danny Bonaduce rode a boogie board to the store but it wasn't a boogie board. Idk what it was called. It's obviously a westcoast Cali thing he was riding. It was basically a surf board but half the side and much bigger than a skateboard. Idk what you call those.
 
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Actually found the clip of Bonaduce on his board thing and going to the store to pour the vodka into the juice which he proceeds to chug.

"Danny Hits The Bottle" | Show Clip | VH1.com

Doubt anyone will watch it but skip to 1:55 and a couple seconds later they show him on his board thing and getting wasted in front of the store. I can't believe how clearly I remember this whole scene seeing as it was posted in 2006 and was probably even older than the post date. Damn near 10 years old and I knew the juice he got was grape juice. I always found it weird because I grape juice to me does little to nothing to mask the vodka. I'd almost rather take a shot straight and chase it with the juice.
 
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kev20 said:
lulz. delusional much?
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VolsSportsFan said:
One of these is not like the others.
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Personal opinion, gents. To me, it's one of the stupidest shows ever. Whoever told Jerry Seinfeld (or for that case, the guy who plays Kramer) that they were funny should be set on fire and put out with gasoline. However, I'm also the guy that thinks that Will Ferrell is the second least funny man in Hollywood, only behind Ben Stiller.
 
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Most of the recent major network shows look awful. I watched a little of Revenge and it sucked, and any show called Selfie is destined to be a disaster. I also change the channel whenever Futurama is on, but maybe that's just me.

I think it's funny that people are already listing Caitlyn Jenner's show, though. You guys must be really dedicated fans to have already watched the one episode that's out there.
 
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DeusExMachina said:
Personal opinion, gents. To me, it's one of the stupidest shows ever. Whoever told Jerry Seinfeld (or for that case, the guy who plays Kramer) that they were funny should be set on fire and put out with gasoline. However, I'm also the guy that thinks that Will Ferrell is the second least funny man in Hollywood, only behind Ben Stiller.
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I disagree on Seinfeld, but I fully support your Will Ferrell/Ben Stiller statement. Both just annoy me.
 
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mad4vols said:
Tennessee Titans any given Sunday during football season.
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Detroit Lions every Sunday + Thanksgiving going back over 50 years.

EDIT: Except for the 90's when they had Barry Sanders. They narrowly beat out MTV's "Real World" during those years for the bottom spot.
 
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TV cant get any worse than this -- Tune in to I Am Cait Sundays at 8 p.m., only on E!
 
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orangepridenation said:
Detroit Lions every Sunday + Thanksgiving going back over 50 years.

EDIT: Except for the 90's when they had Barry Sanders. They narrowly beat out MTV's "Real World" during those years for the bottom spot.
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Thank God your coach snubbed us. While we are making the playoffs, you get to hope for last or second to last place. I guess that does make for good TV during the draft, doesn't it?
 
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mad4vols said:
Thank God your coach snubbed us. While we are making the playoffs, you get to hope for last or second to last place. I guess that does make for good TV during the draft, doesn't it?
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24 hours to think of a comeback and the best you got is pretending Jim Caldwell was a good hire? Lol
 
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mad4vols said:
Thank God your coach snubbed us. While we are making the playoffs, you get to hope for last or second to last place. I guess that does make for good TV during the draft, doesn't it?
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And the guy who landed the Colts Andrew Luck was your consolation prize. Hell, that burns me more than anything you wrote lol.

As bad as the Titans have been, they've still made the playoffs more times this century than the Blue Simbas have. And I'm not exactly holding my breath anticipating their surpassing us, either lol.

To answer your question, yes. Watching Mariota walk across the stage to get his jersey was almost as entertaining as our last two meetings with the Lions: A Turkey Day azz kicking at Ford Field against the 0-16 wonder, and a thriller win in OT led by Jake "The Always Hurt" Locker of all people.
 
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The PlayBoy Club 2011. Only 7 episodes in and they pulled the plug on it. I liked the show, but obviously others didn't.
 
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I tried to watch Big Brother tonight. I made it about ten minutes in before I began to hate America.
 
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One weird wild thread. I don't watch a lot of tv so I can't contribute.
 
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