BleedinOrange98
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No he didn't,because the possibility of him committing would have scared McCluster half to death resulting in us wining.
He was a silent commit, he decided to go public after witnessing the abortion of a football game yesterday. Chuck Norris was just finishing breakfast, using a toothpick that was actually a redwood tree to pick chunks of Tim Tebow from his teeth (because Chuck Norris eats Tim Tebows and craps Urban Meyers) when he picked up a copy of KNS, the front page angered him so much that he killed 12 hippies on his way to Kiffins office to announce his commitment.
Not very believable because if Chuck would have saw the score in the newspaper, he would have time-traveled back to the game and stopped McCluster.
You would be right, but God only allows Chuck Norris to time travel if MR.T isn't time traveling 1st. Mr. T traveled back in time to stop JJ, Nuke, and Edwards from attempting armed robbery. But when he got there, he couldn't stop laughing. That's right, the incident was so stupid it made MR. T laugh.
Upon Chuck Norris's arrival at UT, the bathrooms at Gibbs Hall have to be renovated in order to accommodate him, see below:
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