Go to Tucson and tell the University of Arizona that they're just Arizona State University by any other name. You will not depart with your life. On being shipped home, take a detour to Phoenix. Be sure a pre-written note is placed on your corpse that says Arizona State University is the University of Arizona by any other name. The ASU will bring you back to life and kill you again. I lived in Arizona before. If you think the bad blood betwit the UT and VU is bad, you don't even know what bad is. UA fans went to a ASU football game in Mesa in droves to cheer for UCLA. ASU fans went to a NCAA preliminary tournament practice facility where the UA team was practicing. The UA had 3 point sharp shooter Steve Kerr. The ASU fans chanted, "Steve, Steve, where's your dad?" over and over. To understand this, Steve's father was one of the slain hostages in that Lebanon incident when Reagan was President. The hatred between the two is SICK. So you go to Arizona and tell these people what you said above. Finally, what you said would be equivalent if they said the UT and TSU were one and the same. Or worse yet, that the UT and VU are the same. I know you're just being snide, but having lived there and seen what I've seen, it just stuns me to this very day.