D. He will wreck the Cowboys recieving corps, stop coaching for a few years after being
fired and live the high life on UT's money. Then he will start his own law firm and
become a successful lawyer.
E. He will open Derek Dooley's School of Proper Showering Techniques. Other curriculum
will include: Bamboo Watering 101, 201. World War History. How Not to Coach
Winning Football Teams 101, 201, 301. Recruiting for Dummies.