Will sell mother for 4 super regional tickets

[Zues1]

She is 73 so I guess I will be dealing with the senior market.

73...the new 60.

 

[Vols91]

What’s age anyway!?! GBO!

 

[vol66]

What’s age anyway!?! GBO!

Feels like a number.

 

[VolBallGuy]

What about crazy sister in laws?

I have have one of those too.

 

[VolBallGuy]

Here she is fellas. Dont let her looks fool you. She has a big heart.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I have have one of those too.

Do you have 2 sister in laws that have a combined 7 kids from 7 different guys?

 

[VolBallGuy]

Do you have 2 sister in laws that have a combined 7 kids from 7 different guys?

Omg

 

[Vfl2407]

If you would sell your mom for-that, would would you want for your mother in law?

 

[vol66]

If you would sell your mom for-that, would would you want for your mother in law?

Been, been done already.

 

[Special Ed]

An LSU fan was going to offer his mother for tickets, but his brother/cousin said,
"You can't trade our sister for baseball tickets. Uncle/Daddy won't allow it."

 

[Volsbaseballfan]

best post yet!! love the comments....

 

[VolBallGuy]

If you would sell your mom for-that, would would you want for your mother in law?

You know those lunch sized bags of Doritos? One of those.

 

[C/O]

Do you have 2 sister in laws that have a combined 7 kids from 7 different guys?

I like their thinking. Playing the genetic lottery. Sooner or later 1 of those stallions would have to sire a money maker. Smart.

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

CTV said yesterday the University was planning on hosting a watch party so that may be fun

 

[C/O]

CTV said yesterday the University was planning on hosting a watch party so that may be fun

A watch party for the auction of a mother? Could be fun I guess.

 

[VolBallGuy]

A watch party for the auction of a mother? Could be fun I guess.

I have mad connections.

 

[TennSam]

Here she is fellas. Dont let her looks fool you. She has a big heart.

Well she’s got the no teeth thing going for her!

 

[TennSam]

Do you have 2 sister in laws that have a combined 7 kids from 7 different guys?

My last ex had 4 from 4 different guys.You must have her sister.

 

[UGADawg4Life]

She can cook,clean and keep a bratty teenager from stupidity based harm. Let me know if any takers.

 

[Bigorange123]

 

[VOLfrombama]

I will trade you a crazy MIL, SIL, and my wife for a seat at the bar with the game on and a draft beer of your choice.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

We need pics in this thread, then it will go sideways in a hurry!!

Exhibit A of not cooking (the freezer):

A completely empty shelf. The two biggest things in here are Costco sized bags to make alcoholic drinks in the blender.

 

[Vfl2407]

You know those lunch sized bags of Doritos? One of those.

Seems legit.

 

[Vfl2407]

I will trade you a crazy MIL, SIL, and my wife for a seat at the bar with the game on and a draft beer of your choice.

I noticed you left out your dog.
I think we would be good friends. Lol.

 

[VOLfrombama]

I noticed you left out your dog.
I think we would be good friends. Lol.

The only thing I would trade my dog for is a bummer vols role reversal in football