Will sell mother for 4 super regional tickets

[HollowaytoSeivers]

The only thing I would trade my dog for is a bummer vols role reversal in football

Everyone has a price.

 

[imavolfan]

Does she have a bass boat?

Edit: send picture of bass boat

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Everyone has a price.

 

[Vfl2407]

The only thing I would trade my dog for is a bummer vols role reversal in football

Dogs are a much better species than humans.

 

[tnutater]

Dogs are a much better species than humans.

I agree, however Prissy Pants always howls Woo during the playing of Rocky Top. It drives me crazy so she is included in my offer of 2 SIL and a broke down Bass Tracker boat for 2 tickets.

 

[vol66]

WTH is happening, they cute but for the love of urinal cakes, can they lay off the furniture and folks who use weed eaters?

 

[C/O]

WTH is happening, they cute but for the love of urinal cakes, can they lay off the furniture and folks who use weed eaters?

Dogs or mothers?

 

[kcvols1]

Do you have 2 sister in laws that have a combined 7 kids from 7 different guys?

I would LOVE to hear about this at a tailgate over a good fifth and two glasses.

 

[kcvols1]

Exhibit A of not cooking (the freezer):

A completely empty shelf. The two biggest things in here are Costco sized bags to make alcoholic drinks in the blender.

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So don’t cook, but does bartend?

 

[VOLfrombama]

Do you have 2 sister in laws that have a combined 7 kids from 7 different guys?

Are they from Alabama? Cuz if they are, then you win.

FTR, I have 2 crazy SIL's with 6 kids from 4 different daddies, sooooooo Im in distant 2nd so far ITT. Both are YUGE Bummer fans too, the irrational kind that couldnt name a player on teh field but scream Row Tide for no apparent reason.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

So don’t cook, but does bartend?

She was a virgin drink bartender (Sonic carhop) in HS then was bartender most of time she was in college...

We have more blenders in the house than full sized frying pans

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Dogs are a much better species than humans.

I give you grief sometimes but that's probably your best post ever....

I wish I had more than 1 like to give

 

[kcvols1]

She was a virgin drink bartender (Sonic carhop) in HS then was bartender most of time she was in college...

We have more blenders in the house than full sized frying pans

I’m squinting trying to see the cloud behind this silver lining, brother!

Just keep a lot of fresh fruit in the house, plus a stocked well. Should be golden.

 

[Vfl2407]

I agree, however Prissy Pants always howls Woo during the playing of Rocky Top. It drives me crazy so she is included in my offer of 2 SIL and a broke down Bass Tracker boat for 2 tickets.

Lol. Maybe you rename Prissy Pants Smokey.

 

[Vfl2407]

I give you grief sometimes but that's probably your best post ever....

I wish I had more than 1 like to give

Haha.
you often keep me on track when I have manic moments and go a little off the rails.
Hey, but you love dogs and you love the Vols, which makes you AOK in my book.

 

[tnutater]

Lol. Maybe you rename Prissy Pants Smokey.

I always thought Smokey was an old school dog.
Real dogs don't woo.

 

[VolPack22]

Do you have 2 sister in laws that have a combined 7 kids from 7 different guys?

They are actually all from the same guy.

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

I knew this would go off the rails quickly, just from the thread title.
GBO!!

There are rails?