Winston's post game gibberish; McCarron's Mom and girlfriend

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bamawriter said:
There was a player, whose name I can't recall at the moment, who had graduated from Arkansas. He had signed an NFL contract that was loaded with incentives he had no chance of accomplishing. The contract was so team-friendly it was absurd. The guy sued to have the contract voided on the grounds that he was completely illiterate. He presented evidence that he could not read beyond a 2nd or 3rd grade level, and yet he had a diploma from the University of Arkansas.
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Dexter Manley is a guy I'm thinking of but I don't think he went Arkansas
 
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bamawriter said:
I agree with this.

But let's not kid ourselves. When the average fan looks at these players, he doesn't see college students. He sees, for lack of a better term, NFL minor leaguers.
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Unless they are looking at the kickers.
 
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FLVOL_79 said:
Truth. He spoke no different than my nephew.
















And he turns 4 in a few days.
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Lulz. I was thinking about those commercials that say most NCAA athletes will be going pro in something other than sports. Winston will either be the drive thru order taker at Taco Bell that none of can understand or he will be the voice over for some animal in cartoons like Porky Pig.
 
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DeepSpringsVol said:
Lulz. I was thinking about those commercials that say most NCAA athletes will be going pro in something other than sports. Winston will either be the drive thru order taker at Taco Bell that none of can understand or he will be the voice over for some animal in cartoons like Porky Pig.
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Yeah I believe those commercials pertain to everyone else who doesnt play football.
 
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Charles Barkley is going to tutor Jameis Winston on the finer details of public speaking.
 
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While I agree with McCarrons mom that Jameis sounds like a moron, she is just jealous her son isn't there.
 
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lawgator1 said:
I'm sure that the University of Tennessee emphasizes the scholarship of its student athletes.
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World class tutoring program. This UTAD program is so thorough, it almost got the University in trouble with the NCAA a few years ago.
 
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OrangeBalls said:
Charles Barkley is going to tutor Jameis Winston on the finer details of public speaking.
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Fwiw, I was in line behind Barkley at the Mandalay Bay Sportsbook in Vegas on Sunday Dec 29th and he put $150K on the Chargers -15 over the Chiefs (and lost!).
 
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lawgator1 said:
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The top picture was brought to you by the Alabama Motor Boatin' Council.
 
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i can't pick on winston as long as corrine brown is still in congress.

you know, congress, where laws are written that effect all of us.
 
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lawgator1 said:
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My first thought when I saw this...#NSFW

I apologize mods if it's too much. Please delete accordingly if not acceptable. I just thought it was applicable.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9j4QnVK-s[/youtube]
 
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CountVolcula said:
You are so right

And it is sad that its come to this.

We are essentially saying that we don't care how dumb you are, just as long as you can run fast, catch, or throw the ball.
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College football has been that way since the 60's man. Doesn't make it right. But it's not like it's surprising anymore. It's no secret that athletes, especially star players, are held to a lesser academic standard than regular students. Sad, but true. You and I are still going to plunk ourselves down in front of a TV every Saturday and enjoy watching these guys play. I don't know about you, but when I'm watching an exciting football game, I don't think about how well these guys are doing in classes and then turn the game off in disgust.

I don't think Jameis Winston has to bring out the Webster's dictionary after just playing a football game and winning a national championship. I would be excited, I would be tired as ****, and I would be really really happy. Sometimes words are hard to get out when all of those things are going through your head.

For the record, I understood everything he said, even though he didn't properly pronounce every vowel and syllable.

This comes down to a Mom being butt hurt that her son didn't get to play in this game. Too bad Dee Dee.
 
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