Wish is granted

Granted but instead you have to stop at a really bad Chinese restaurant

I wish college football started TONIGHT
 
Granted, but it only directs your browser to granny porn


I wish mosquitoes hadn't eat me up Saturday evening
 
Granted, but your explosive diarrhea continues


I wish Atlanta traffic didn't suck
 
Granted, but ape peed in it


I wish I had time to finish my deck today
 
Granted, but it's because the queen fired you


I wish I was getting ready for the beach instead of work
 
Granted, but you get sunburnt


I wish I didn't have to cut grass this week
 

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