Wish is granted

[malinoisvol]

Granted, Butch will be by to build it and construction will take 5 years and then you'll need a new one.

I wish CJP and Tennessee all the luck.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but you won't be able to watch any of the games


I wish Peyton would become to Offensive Coordinator

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, for the Oakland raiders

I wish all my old polo still fit

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but your the only guy left alive that wears polos

I wish the weekend lasted 5 days

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you now have to work mandatory weekends

I wish I had the whole month of September off

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it snows and cancels all football


I wish I didn't spend so much money at the store

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you don't have anything to eat

I wish it was 10 o clock

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but it's on your day off

I wish Bama would go winless this season

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but they tie with us


I wish I had about 10 million dollars

 

[Tin Man]

Granted, but you'll be stuck in an elevator with a bunch of distraught, overweight Bammers for two & a half days

I wish I hadn't thought of that...

 

[Tin Man]

Ninjaed by Joe!!! No dollars for you, Peg leg...

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but now it occupies your every thought.

I wish I had some buttermilk biscuits.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but no cornbread for a year

I wish I didn't have to go back

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you make your money now by stripping


I wish I'd win a prize in the morning at the golf tournament

 

[LadyinOrange]

Granted, but you see your SO breaking up with you.

I wish I was young again.

You guys are too fast. There were a ton of new pages when I finished posting this.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're a baby and pee and poop yourself


I wish football started today

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's Alabama vs Florida

I wish my coffee was done

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Granted, but it's decaf.

I wish I could hit that 455 on bench

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but you can't breath while she's on top.

I wish i had a snickers bar.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you found it in the couch cushion where it's been for the last year

I wish I had another subway steak and cheese for later

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you find pubs hairs in it

I wish it hadn't rained all evening

 

[buckfama]

Granted, but it rains solely on your property for the next year.

I wish Joe knew how to spell pubic hair.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but he posts about it 20 times a day for the next year

I wish I had gone to the gym tonight

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but it was closed.

I wish i had a wish.

 

[Behr]

Granted, but it was closed.

I wish i had a wish.

Granted, but it doesn't get granted.

Wish I could get a wish granted without some lame twist.