Wish is granted

#101
#101
Granted, but it only garnered three posters...you, Toddbond, and a disenchanted Bammer.

I wish I had $53,268.21.
 
#104
#104
Originally posted by surrealvol@Nov 21, 2005 11:55 PM
Granted, but it couldn't save those before now.

I wish LiO was still on the board.
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Granted, but all you see is my :Bbiteme: smiley. :birgits_giggle:

I wish ALL UT basketball games were televised.
 
#106
#106
Granted, but John Denver was your pilot....(Thank God I'm an ocean buoy..)

I wish I could make everything that I need.
 
#107
#107
Granted but you only need a tv dinner table, that's it. Just a wooden table.

I wish everyone could have some of my mommas fried turkey this thanksgiving
 
#108
#108
Granted - but the O line ate it all before you got any.

I wish I could spend thanksgiving with people that I like.

 
#109
#109
Granted, but they don't like you.

I wish that it would snow 2 feet everyday until the April.
 
#112
#112
Granted, but its a shrimpin boat, not a real big boat.\

I wish everyone had 3 wishes about their own life they could use at any time in their own lifetime. (for example: what would it be like had I never been born, or what would life had been like if I done 8this* or didn't do *that*
 
#113
#113
Granted, but everyone turns into a bammer after they use their third wish.

I wish I could dunk a basketball.
 
#114
#114
granted, but it's on a 3 foot goal, if you attempt to dunk on anything higher you get roundhouse kicked to the face by Chuck lol

I wish people could pee for you. That way you never have to leave a game and run the chance of missing something. Like a fumble.
 
#115
#115
Granted but the only person that can pee for you is a 500 pd sumo wrestler but you have to hold his hand everywhere you go.


I wish I could read people's minds (so I can figure out what the heck CPF is really trying to accomplish)
 
#117
#117
Granted, but 2,000,000 other people hit and you each get fifty cents after taxes.

I wish I had my own island.
 
#120
#120
granted but you have to co-star with Fabio on the lifetime network

I wish I had an oil well
 
#121
#121
Granted, but it is Anwar, and you know you can't drill there.

I wish I had 8,057 posts on the Volboard.
 
#122
#122
Granted, but taken back down to 1300 shortly thereafter when you lose a bet with Freaky that you can sound more like Elvis than him.

I wish I could bass fish for a livin
 
#123
#123
granted but you have to do it from the bank , no boat for you

I wish I could work fulltime for the Volnation (and still support my family)
 
#125
#125
granted, but you have to go to every game naked with two peaces of black paper covering you like censores


i wish that i could have remembered to put a wish up here when i granted dudes wish lol
 
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