WWE Thread III

[Notorious B.E.N]

Fine...I'll just take Sasha and Alexa

You can have them and everybody else can fight over Natty. I'll take Eden and Jojo.

 

[zjcvols]

Dibs on Paige and Becky

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Dibs on Paige and Becky

You see that Paige and Alberto Del Rio are together now?

 

[zjcvols]

You see that Paige and Alberto Del Rio are together now?

Yes that an interesting combination

 

[zjcvols]

He's also 15 years older soooooo

 

[UTVolinExile]

I see no one called dibs on Dana Brooke, so....

Nah.

In fact, I will pass on the main roster and go ahead and call dibs on Bayley. You lose, suckas!

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I see no one called dibs on Dana Brooke, so....

Nah.

Lol

 

[crusse10]

I see no one called dibs on Dana Brooke, so....

Nah.

In fact, I will pass on the main roster and go ahead and call dibs on Bayley. You lose, suckas!

bayley's gonna huuug you

 

[crusse10]

wondering who Ben is gonna drop from his list to claim Nia

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

wondering who Ben is gonna drop from his list to claim Nia

Nobody else wants her, she'll wander into my room on her own. Her and Naomi.

 

[UTVolinExile]

Nobody else wants her, she'll wander into my room on her own. Her and Naomi.

And Ben will look down and whisper:

 

[Ethan Hooper]

It looks like I'm late to the draft. Maybe Torrie, my all time favorite, will make a comeback.

 

[crusse10]

Nobody else wants her, she'll wander into my room on her own. Her and Naomi.

where she'll squash them harder than her first few NXT matches?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

where she'll squash them harder than her first few NXT matches?

I better finish them off quick then.


When i say finish them off, of course i mean myself.

 

[Daloth]

Damn, I'm extremely late to this women's draft.

I guess I'll have to go Carmella and Bailey. Carmella is the hot crazy chick and Bailey just has that ass and you know she's a freak in the bedroom with her nice girl next door gimmick.

 

[UTVolinExile]

Damn, I'm extremely late to this women's draft.

I guess I'll have to go Carmella and Bailey. Carmella is the hot crazy chick and Bailey just has that ass and you know she's a freak in the bedroom with her nice girl next door gimmick.

I already called Bailey, hands off.

 

[crusse10]

still nobody roping the former FSU cowgirl

bold strategy, Cotton

 

[volfanbill]

I drafted Alexa months ago. Don't know why you fools think she somehow hit the free agent market.

 

[oUTlaw]

still nobody roping the former FSU cowgirl

bold strategy, Cotton

I'll swoop in with the steals of the draft and take Lana and Renee Young. Thank you guys for the oversight.

 

[crusse10]

I drafted Alexa months ago. Don't know why you fools think she somehow hit the free agent market.

I regret to inform you that you failed to sign her before the May 15th deadline for amateur draft picks to sign. She was entered back into the pool. Quite the oversight on your part. She didn't seem too impressed with the signing bonus I gave her, but oh well.

 

[Daloth]

I already called Bailey, hands off.

Damn. I saw a becky, didn't see Bailey anywhere.

In that case I'll use a supplemental pick on Peyton Royce, aka this girl.

 

[UTVolinExile]

Surprisingly slipping to 4th (7th overall) in Monday night's WWE Women's Draft, Bailey is nonetheless poised to rock worlds when she goes home with UTVolinExile. "I definitely was surprised that Bailey was on the board after three picks," said Exile, "but, there's no denying Bailey is the total package, and is the absolute dream steal of this draft." Key to his selection of the former NXT Women's Championship was her versatility in a wide variety of potential relationship situations. "She's always smiling, you know? I definitely see myself taking her home to mom, and getting 100% approval, but then when it's time to get bizzay, none of the other Women's Superstars have Bailey's dizzying array of moves to put on me. And of course, I can always count on a hug at just the right time."

Monday's draft was marred by some controversy, when the first three picks, Notorious B.E.N., crusse10, and zjcvols each attempted to take two women with their respective individual picks. When asked about his decision, zjcvols told reporters not to be sour, but to "clap for your world famous two time Champ, and feeeel the POWAHHHHHH!!!" Ben and crusse could not be reached for comment.

Sources inside the office of Volnation.com indicate that officials are looking at options for dealing with the double picks. These include retroactive reversal of picks, which would place several ladies back on the draft board for the later rounds, as well as sanctions for the offending posters.

At the end of the day though, UTVolinExile is confident his pick is going to be the foundation of a future family dynasty. "Oh no doubt," he said, "we are going to be making some beautiful, powerful, scary smart babies. And they will all be huggers too!"

 

[GAVol]

Yikes

 

[UTVolinExile]

I loves me some Bailey.

 

[zjcvols]

I laughed so hard at that.