Zone Drunk thread

[WestTennesseeFox]

I'd say he also looked at the salon and not the saloon
Spellings is hard

He thinks my type sits at home barefoot and pregnant all day.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Happy Fridee!

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I'm a zoner. There's really nothing beneath me. That's what being a zoner is.

HEY, furry purple animal, I know what a zoner is, but if you find something beneath you, don’t feel the need to share pictures of the deed.

 

[tdawgs]

 

[Weezer]

HEY, furry purple animal, I know what a zoner is, but if you find something beneath you, don’t feel the need to share pictures of the deed.

Seems like you're asking for nudz to see what's hanging beneath me.....


Sent.

 

[Weezer]

Seems like tdawgs got my nudz.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Seems like tdawgs got my nudz.

That should occupy him for a couple of hours.

 

[loggervol]

Has anyone tried this. I keep saying I’m going to try it but the fifth is 120+.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Has anyone tried this. I keep saying I’m going to try it but the fifth is 120+.

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A skull?

 

[loggervol]

A skull?

Crystal skull vodka from Dan Akroyd

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Crystal skull vodka from Dan Akroyd

I’ve got a restraining order to back away slowly from vodka and don’t look back.

 

[NorCalVol67]

@vodkaboy, have you tried that?

 

[Behr]

Tried what?

My HOA has a signed petition for me not to drink tequila anymore. They're all liars too. Those puppies look nothing like me.

*Yes, I stole that from LtCG and paraphrased.

 

[GordonC]

Tried what?

My HOA has a signed petition for me not to drink tequila anymore. They're all liars too. Those puppies look nothing like me.

*Yes, I stole that from LtCG and paraphrased.

________________ and _________________ right now:

 

[tdawgs]

That should occupy him for a couple of hours.

 

[tdawgs]

Seems like tdawgs got my nudz.

 

[GordonC]

want a few Sam Adams Boston Lagers and a good burger so bayud right now
but these dam meds have me skeert

 

[NorCalVol67]

I was over served today.

 

[Behr]

I was over served today.

 

[508mikey]

12 Worst Tasting Beers People Voted Best Served by Pouring Down Your Sink

 

[theFallGuy]

In before NorCal is over served

 

[NorCalVol67]

In before NorCal is over served

That was yesterday.

No served tonight.

 

[theFallGuy]

12 Worst Tasting Beers People Voted Best Served by Pouring Down Your Sink

Good to know a reputable source like MSN news is on top of this. I'd drink an ice cold Milwaukee Beast right now. DGAF

 

[NorCalVol67]

Good to know a reputable source like MSN news is on top of this. I'd drink an ice cold Milwaukee Beast right now. DGAF

Drank a lot of the Beast in college. Tried Beast light once, it was horrible.

 

[theFallGuy]

Drank a lot of the Beast in college. Tried Beast light once, it was horrible.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Everyone buy a single case, dump it in a trash can with ice. You got yourself a party