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#3,628
#3,628
Why is it wives always leave their gas tanks empty. Seems like every other weekend i fill my wives gas tank cause she's left the light flashing E. is that just me?
 
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#3,633
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Wickerhead said:
They think the E stands for Errthang is good.
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Drives me nuts but I've learned not to bring it up. That only took 10 years, lulz.

Btw Slice my wife poops damn near as soon as she hits the door from work. Why? Cause she refuses to go at work. I know some guys are like that too but it makes me scratch my head. I am not going to be uncomfortable just so people don't know I dump. Which I think was really Slice's point.
 
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#3,634
#3,634
DD4ME said:
Drives me nuts but I've learned not to bring it up. That only took 10 years, lulz.

Btw Slice my wife poops damn near as soon as she hits the door from work. Why? Cause she refuses to go at work. I know some guys are like that too but it makes me scratch my head. I am not going to be uncomfortable just so people don't know I dump. Which I think was really Slice's point.
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We went out to eat a couple weeks ago then we were going to my mil's house afterward. We got there and the wife had to go but the door was locked and she wasn't at home and wifey forgot the key. Needless to say she couldn't make it and proceeded to do bidness in the yard beside the house. Everything was good till I turned the headlights on and blew the horn! I swear when we left it looked like where a angus bull had been. True story. I swear.
 
#3,636
#3,636
Wickerhead said:
We went out to eat a couple weeks ago then we were going to my mil's house afterward. We got there and the wife had to go but the door was locked and she wasn't at home and wifey forgot the key. Needless to say she couldn't make it and proceeded to do bidness in the yard beside the house. Everything was good till I turned the headlights on and blew the horn! I swear when we left it looked like where a angus bull had been. True story. I swear.
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Wtf
 
#3,638
#3,638
orangeslice13 said:
Women don't poop or pump gas.
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I had a women tell me once she wss going to the bathroom and I was like wtf for


She said she had to poop!

I gave her 5mins then I bust the door down and she was just sitting there taking notes

I said see byytches don't poop she got mad

I always wondered what the hell they did on the bathrooms

They are planning are demise is what they do.
 
#3,640
#3,640
Wickerhead said:
We went out to eat a couple weeks ago then we were going to my mil's house afterward. We got there and the wife had to go but the door was locked and she wasn't at home and wifey forgot the key. Needless to say she couldn't make it and proceeded to do bidness in the yard beside the house. Everything was good till I turned the headlights on and blew the horn! I swear when we left it looked like where a angus bull had been. True story. I swear.
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Lulzed hard.
 
#3,641
#3,641
Wickerhead said:
We went out to eat a couple weeks ago then we were going to my mil's house afterward. We got there and the wife had to go but the door was locked and she wasn't at home and wifey forgot the key. Needless to say she couldn't make it and proceeded to do bidness in the yard beside the house. Everything was good till I turned the headlights on and blew the horn! I swear when we left it looked like where a angus bull had been. True story. I swear.
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I really bothers Red that you went to check the damage.
 
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