OC candidates interviewed

[KBVol]

Was always a Janet guy myself.

Me too. Also preferred MaryAnne to Ginger.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Me too. Also preferred MaryAnne to Ginger.

Yep.
Always had a thing for those girl next door types.

 

[Weezer]

Good points but I would expect nothing less from the Dalai Lama.
I just like his name.

It's a plus. If things were to go bad next year, we could all channel our inner South Park and sing "Blame Canada".

 

[FiremedicVOL127]

I prefer Krissy over both of those guys.....:dance2:

You sir got a like!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

It's a plus. If things were to go bad next year, we could all channel our inner South Park and sing "Blame Canada".

Exactly. Always plan ahead. If worse comes to worst, have a blueprint for the lulz.

 

[Weezer]

Me too. Also preferred MaryAnne to Ginger.

Yep.
Always had a thing for those girl next door types.

They were trapped on a freakin' island. The competition was two old men and a bumbling goofball. Professor should have been having a threesome imo.

 

[FiremedicVOL127]

The Auburn QB is my top pick. If he wants to get into the SEC then here is his chance. Tennessee being a government institution probably want pay the 850+. :biggrin:

Umm.......what?

 

[chargervol]

They were trapped on a freakin' island. The competition was two old men and a bumbling goofball. Professor should have been having a threesome imo.

I think he was trying.. Only reason I can come up with why he couldn't fix a hole in a boat.

 

[90 Vol]

They were trapped on a freakin' island. The competition was two old men and a bumbling goofball. Professor should have been having a threesome imo.

What? You kickin' Lovie to the curb?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I think he was trying.. Only reason I can come up with why he couldn't fix a hole in a boat.

I would say if he couldn't fix a hole in a boat or manage a three some in that situation, the man definitely struggled with holes.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

What? You kickin' Lovie to the curb?

72 and DeBord says, "Yeah! WTF?"

 

[TVA]

Rod Smith should be at the top of the list.

 

[CagleMtnVol]

Just looking at the names without digging to much into them the name that sticks out to me is..

Clay Helton - He knows what it takes to recruit to a big time program and recruit high profile 4 & 5 star guys. He also coached 10 years in Memphis and I bet he still recruits Memphis for the Trojans.

Not to mention the news splash Tennessee would get in hiring away the Southern Cal offensive coordinator and then signing a Top 3/4 recruiting class or vice versa.

I saw someone mention that this would be a pick where we wouldn't spend a lot of money. I saw several reports mention that if CBJ needs the money to make a quality hire the money will be available.

 

[Weezer]

If I'm being honest, I always wondered if the Skipper and the Professor were checking out Gilligan's porthole. Otherwise, they'd have been all over those ladies.

 

[volfan#8_in_GA]

i don't know if anyone has posted this link but if not you can see why norvell and mazzone could be eliminated unless we are willing to pay more than we did bajakian

FOOTBALL | ASSISTANT | SALARIES | USA TODAY SPORTS

 

[chargervol]

I would say if he couldn't fix a hole in a boat or manage a three some in that situation, the man definitely struggled with holes.

Conspiracy theory: Maybe Gilligan was getting the job done and sabotaging the boat. Knew if they left the island, he was never getting that again.

 

[Weezer]

What? You kickin' Lovie to the curb?

I have dust allergies.

 

[RockyTopMarine]

how do we get away with paying our assistants so little?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

how do we get away with paying our assistants so little?

Coupons and government assistance.

 

[orange parmejohn]

how do we get away with paying our assistants so little?

Let our budget hire bring them from cincinatti.

 

[VOLorNuttin]

how do we get away with paying our assistants so little?

Two reasons:

1) Dave

2) Hart

 

[Weezer]

Coupons and government assistance.

I thought the Volunteer Pride program was involved too. Never underestimate the power of lady parts.

I had to struggle with a term the mods wouldn't find offensive.

 

[VolFreakJosh]

I'll take Helton or Canada.

 

[CagleMtnVol]

One more thing to look at is how well are they recruiting for there program..

247Sports.com/Season/2015-Football/CompositeCoachRankings

Only Clay Helton of USC is in the top 50. Where he currently ranks #13!

 

[Weezer]

Was Helton there for any of their NCAA violations? If so, I stay away from him. Like I said before, SoCal coaches scare me.