Serenadium51
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If we are going to win a 'ship we can't be scurred when Urbs offers. We gotta say, "Hey, go pop a few pepcid ac's and sit your azz in a heart stabilizing laz-e-boy before you come up with another excuse to dodge SEC big boy recruiting. Oh, and Tressell pulls off a sweater vest way better than you could ever dream of doing, doucher." Then we go out, and CBJ will say something to the effects of, "What's up Poona? Did you see Urbs chest strap heart rate monitor? I heard it's a timex. Do you really trust a man that would wear a timex?" And Poona would reply with, "You're right Coach Jones. Make me a Vol. Timex is for pusses." So boys, gently pull out your tampax and get used to us winning battles against Urbs and friends.
wU-Tang, out
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