I always love the "later rednecks." I also love that we have a whole "thread" dedicated to "numbers." Of course calling it a serious conversation is a slippery slope.
I see you are also an Indiana fan. I don't frequent any Indiana football recruiting forums but I imagine they would look something like this:
Every possible athlete is a take.
If he's 2* or better, we're gonna make room.
Ohio State offered? K, next thread.
Do we still play football?
Please shoot me, I'm following Indiana football recruiting.
So at least there are SOME positives on VolNation. I.e., we actually have a real football team, unlike my other unfortunate school.