Rifleman
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Can you imagine if we flagged everything on here that we immediately knew was wrong? Lol
If any here ever gets elected POTUS, please use this forum as your primary mode of communication with the world. It would be hilarious.
The greatest moment of my presidency.
{Rifleman approaches podium in White House Cross Hall.}
"Tonight I can tell the American people that a team of our Navy Seals has captured fugitive Alabama football coach Nick Saban and brought him to justice. Monitoring the operation from the situation room, I can tell you that Coach Saban cried in an undignified manner as he was pulled, covered in his own excrement, from a Tijuana flop house.
As our brave fighters carried him to a waiting chopper by the arms, his feet dangled several inches off the street. Despite his disheveled appearance, it was his extremely short stature which confirmed that we had the right man.
Attorney General Phillip Fulmer will continue his investigations into the University of Alabama crime syndicate and more prosecutions may be forthcoming."
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