25+ items in the the 10 item lane >>> speak or be friendly?

[Obsessed]

Not sure, but the other day my wife sent me shopping and I had to use the regular line, even though she said I should be able to use the express lane. Unfortunately the list she gave me was way more than 15 items, and her grammar was bad also.

1 Carrot
2 Eggs
3 Bottle of 7-Up
4 bag of apples
5 loaf of bread
6 tub of butter
7 jar of peanut butter
8 box of cereal
9 dishwasher soap
10 bottle of bleach
11 box of trash bags
12 pound of sliced ham
13 pound of sliced cheeze
14 light bulb
15 gallon milk

Not sure if she was going to bathe in the milk and do you know how hard it is to buy 2 eggs? Jeez that woman.

Lol lol

 

[governmentmule]

Damn! The only things missing from your shopping list are Vienna Sausages, Sardines, and Beanie Weenies!

if you are going to buy the BBQ Vienna Sausages,you have to have a can of spray cheese and some Ritz crackers too

 

[governmentmule]

Not sure, but the other day my wife sent me shopping and I had to use the regular line, even though she said I should be able to use the express lane. Unfortunately the list she gave me was way more than 15 items, and her grammar was bad also.

1 Carrot
2 Eggs
3 Bottle of 7-Up
4 bag of apples
5 loaf of bread
6 tub of butter
7 jar of peanut butter
8 box of cereal
9 dishwasher soap
10 bottle of bleach
11 box of trash bags
12 pound of sliced ham
13 pound of sliced cheeze
14 light bulb
15 gallon milk

Not sure if she was going to bathe in the milk and do you know how hard it is to buy 2 eggs? Jeez that woman.

your married to her and you are worried about her grammar on a shopping list ? :loco:

 

[InVOLuntary]

Not sure, but the other day my wife sent me shopping and I had to use the regular line, even though she said I should be able to use the express lane. Unfortunately the list she gave me was way more than 15 items, and her grammar was bad also.

1 Carrot
2 Eggs
3 Bottle of 7-Up
4 bag of apples
5 loaf of bread
6 tub of butter
7 jar of peanut butter
8 box of cereal
9 dishwasher soap
10 bottle of bleach
11 box of trash bags
12 pound of sliced ham
13 pound of sliced cheeze
14 light bulb
15 gallon milk

Not sure if she was going to bathe in the milk and do you know how hard it is to buy 2 eggs? Jeez that woman.

10 bottle of bleach????, what are we attempting to clean/cover up?

 

[YankeeVol]

I souls say something. But then again, I'm kind of a d***.

 

[BenGrimm]

I'd rather wait in the grocery line because someone had too many items than be behind a "professional lottery player" at the counter when I just want to pay for $40 of gasoline.

Aint that the dayum truth!!

 

[YorkVol]

your married to her and you are worried about her grammar on a shopping list ? :loco:

10 bottle of bleach????, what are we attempting to clean/cover up?

You guys missed the joke, I think.

 

[govols/cc]

What's just about as bad is certain people who are too good to wait in line & go to customer service to check out when people actually need customer service.

 

[mdrew27]

Seriously??? This is a thread? People are starving, families don't have roofs over their heads, women and children are being abused. But god forbid I gotta wait an extra ten min at the grocery store, because JLos now on American idol and if I miss the first 4 min of that chit then I might freak the f out.


Shut up and wait in line. And while your waiting thank god for the opportunity of having this grocery store to do your shopping. You could grow the crap yourself. Try waiting for food during a drought.

You people are pathetic

 

[Toujours Pret]

Seriously??? This is a thread? People are starving, families don't have roofs over their heads, women and children are being abused. But god forbid I gotta wait an extra ten min at the grocery store, because JLos now on American idol and if I miss the first 4 min of that chit then I might freak the f out.


Shut up and wait in line. And while your waiting thank god for the opportunity of having this grocery store to do your shopping. You could grow the crap yourself. Try waiting for food during a drought.

You people are pathetic

Somebody caught his wife in bed with the gardener this morning. Sheesh.

 

[govols/cc]

Somebody caught his wife in bed with the gardener this morning. Sheesh.

Lol no kiddin. He must be a line breaker/abuser too

 

[SDV]

Seriously??? This is a thread? People are starving, families don't have roofs over their heads, women and children are being abused. But god forbid I gotta wait an extra ten min at the grocery store, because JLos now on American idol and if I miss the first 4 min of that chit then I might freak the f out.


Shut up and wait in line. And while your waiting thank god for the opportunity of having this grocery store to do your shopping. You could grow the crap yourself. Try waiting for food during a drought.

You people are pathetic

 

[Toujours Pret]

Lol no kiddin. He must be a line breaker/abuser too

Yep, and gets pissed off when someone mentions that he's got 54 items in the express line.

 

[Obsessed]

Somebody caught his wife in bed with the gardener this morning. Sheesh.

Lol

 

[BenGrimm]

Seriously??? This is a thread? People are starving, families don't have roofs over their heads, women and children are being abused. But god forbid I gotta wait an extra ten min at the grocery store, because JLos now on American idol and if I miss the first 4 min of that chit then I might freak the f out.


Shut up and wait in line. And while your waiting thank god for the opportunity of having this grocery store to do your shopping. You could grow the crap yourself. Try waiting for food during a drought.

You people are pathetic

With all the peoblems going on in the world you should post that in the football forum.

 

[InVOLuntary]

You guys missed the joke, I think.

Swoosh, right over my head!

 

[mdrew27]

With all the peoblems going on in the world you should post that in the football forum.

The football forum is a place for serious talk. This forum is full of nonsense.

 

[BenGrimm]

The football forum is a place for serious talk. This forum is full of nonsense.

.

 

[YorkVol]

Seriously??? This is a thread? People are starving, families don't have roofs over their heads, women and children are being abused. But god forbid I gotta wait an extra ten min at the grocery store, because JLos now on American idol and if I miss the first 4 min of that chit then I might freak the f out.


Shut up and wait in line. And while your waiting thank god for the opportunity of having this grocery store to do your shopping. You could grow the crap yourself. Try waiting for food during a drought.

You people are pathetic

 

[YorkVol]

The football forum is a place for serious talk. This forum is full of nonsense.

Football forum=trying to be serious, ends up being foolish
Pub=tries to be foolish, ends up solving problems

 

[Burhead]

Seriously??? This is a thread? People are starving, families don't have roofs over their heads, women and children are being abused. But god forbid I gotta wait an extra ten min at the grocery store, because JLos now on American idol and if I miss the first 4 min of that chit then I might freak the f out.


Shut up and wait in line. And while your waiting thank god for the opportunity of having this grocery store to do your shopping. You could grow the crap yourself. Try waiting for food during a drought.

You people are pathetic

If we, as country, no longer follow the 10 items or less check out line rules we've lost the gawd damned country. I'm not sure I would want to live in that United States any longer.