5 reasons UW wins the purple bowl

#77
#77
PurpleTraveler said:
Fat, sober, and stupid is no way to go through life, man

Edit: Re: being on a trip - the quote functionality here is beyond me. In 7 years you'll all think wow, the first UW fan we met was the village idiot
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When the date gets closer to Alamo Bowl time (read: the evening before, or more likely the day of), check over on the Around the NCAA forum, and someone will probably have an Alamo bowl thread. There’re plenty of Texas haters here, as they’re joining the SEC along with Oklahoma soon (I lose track.) Don’t forget that we’re three hours ahead of you.

To quote a post in order to reply: hit the Reply link on the right at the bottom of the post you want to quote. It’ll pop up and the cursor SHOULD be under the quote. Make sure your cursor is after the [ /quote] command so your reply doesn’t get caught in the text box.
 
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PurpleTraveler said:
Haha! Love how you're calling it the orange bowl. I think you'll see a large purple UW presence too! I'm really looking forward to meeting UT down in San Antone. Hard to believe our two storied programs have never met before.

Anyway, I really think UW has a chance to go all the way next year, and that starts with a bowl win this year. Here’s 5 reasons why I like my DAWGS to win.
1. Michael Big Penix Energy Jr. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has 4 years of high school and 5 years of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to win the game.
2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Jaxson Kirtman, Bainvalium, Center, Ossai, Rosengarten. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!
3. Inge. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone is speaking out about the difference between our game plan on defense vs Washington State and our game planning since then. you will see a much improved defense on 12/28.
4. Speed, speed, speed. this is the fastest team Washington has had this century, maybe since 1998! James Odunze, Jalen McClatcher, Ja'Z Polk, MJ Ale, Louis Rankin, Grady Gross. The newbies will be inexperienced but we bring a new dimension that the program has not had in years, speed.
5. Time of possession. I think we can win the time of possession battle in this one. the more we can control the ball and keep our defense off the field, the greater chance we’ll have to win.
I think UW wins this one rather easily, say… 34-17???
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Think he's smoked a little too much of tha purple
 
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VolNExile said:
When the date gets closer to Alamo Bowl time (read: the evening before, or more likely the day of), check over on the Around the NCAA forum, and someone will probably have an Alamo bowl thread. There’re plenty of Texas haters here, as they’re joining the SEC along with Oklahoma soon (I lose track.) Don’t forget that we’re three hours ahead of you.

To quote a post in order to reply: hit the Reply link on the right at the bottom of the post you want to quote. It’ll pop up and the cursor SHOULD be under the quote. Make sure your cursor is after the [ /quote] command so your reply doesn’t get caught in the text box.
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I believe this will be the game thread.
 
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PurpleTraveler said:
Haha! Love how you're calling it the orange bowl. I think you'll see a large purple UW presence too! I'm really looking forward to meeting UT down in San Antone. Hard to believe our two storied programs have never met before.

Anyway, I really think UW has a chance to go all the way next year, and that starts with a bowl win this year. Here’s 5 reasons why I like my DAWGS to win.
1. Michael Big Penix Energy Jr. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has 4 years of high school and 5 years of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to win the game.
2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Jaxson Kirtman, Bainvalium, Center, Ossai, Rosengarten. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!
3. Inge. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone is speaking out about the difference between our game plan on defense vs Washington State and our game planning since then. you will see a much improved defense on 12/28.
4. Speed, speed, speed. this is the fastest team Washington has had this century, maybe since 1998! James Odunze, Jalen McClatcher, Ja'Z Polk, MJ Ale, Louis Rankin, Grady Gross. The newbies will be inexperienced but we bring a new dimension that the program has not had in years, speed.
5. Time of possession. I think we can win the time of possession battle in this one. the more we can control the ball and keep our defense off the field, the greater chance we’ll have to win.
I think UW wins this one rather easily, say… 34-17???
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Are you high?

Feel free to stay around here once you sober up, though. You seem cool.
 
#82
#82
@PurpleTraveler you're a good sport, dude. Wandered in here and stuck around for the incoming like a champ! Welcome to the looney bin we affectionately call Vol Nation. Hope U dub trucks Texas in your bowl game. Be sure and tell the Texas faithful that our Tennessee brethren (Crockett, Houston, et al) are the reason they aren't the University of Mexico Burritos...and they're still our little brother. Go Vols! Go Huskies!
 
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In case you wander by the Bama board, ask them about this..

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PurpleTraveler said:
So maybe you all could pretend you're Texas fans and respond to the content of the post since clearly I made a bad assumption about which UT we're playing... o_O

Or maybe pretend Tennessee is playing Washington and make the counterpoints since that seems like a compelling matchup unlike the Sark-coached waste of talent in Austin.
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Dude that’s a great response .. kudos man .
 
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joevol33 said:
This is the best thread since skasper needed a ride to the bowl game
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LOL! I was a big fan of the epic drunk post after a Vol loss, the thread with the nighted post and the one where one poster kicked a box of light bulbs. Man, if we could pull up the drunk post again...
 
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Vol737 said:
LOL! I was a big fan of the epic drunk post after a Vol loss, the thread with the nighted post and the one where one poster kicked a box of light bulbs. Man, if we could pull up the drunk post again...
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There have definitely been some classic threads here. I love this place 🤣
 
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