1. Orange and white looks great on my computer screen.
2. There are actually a few level-headed and intelligent UF, UGA, and LSU fans.
3. Posting on a message board will surely sucker you into giving away free professional advice.
4. Fellow fans will disagree with each other even more than opposing fans.
5. An old satellite dish, a spare TV, some random cables from the storage closet, and a marine battery will convert the back of an SUV into a fully-functional family room.