If they come northeast I'm ready
You remember when bathsaltz the drug started making the news and there were 2 articles published about 1 person eating another's face and another guy attacking someone in the street and biting their cheek off.
Someone on the interwebs announced the zombie apocolypse had started on 5 different websites. My most imaginative middle child at the tender age of 13 comes running into the bathroom, out of breath, while I'm in the tub saying " mom, it's started, I've got all the bats out of the shed, you should get your guns ready, it's hit Florida, Chicago and new York already" i asked what started, she looks frustrated and says "THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE".
Im containing myself and said let me see your source.. She showed me all 5 articles and i showed her they were all linked to the same writer and he had done this before. With the calgon moment gone, i said " go put the bats up and stop believing everything you read on the web".
My youngest most sensible child then showed up and said " i told her it wasn't real" i was almost hysterical after that.
Parenting... Never dull, never boring.