I apologize for hurting your feelings by pointing out it was dumb to post this.
But when i clicked the link the bs meter pegged and it amazes me that a semi intelligent person didnt get the same vibe immediately.
As a host of other posters have pointed out, he likely had beer spilled on him and not poured. That is not a large leap of faith nor does it take very much deductive ability to think that is very very likely what happened and then roll ones eyes and forget about this very inflammatory poorly written story.
Obviously your bs meter and deductive reasoning were in the shop when you made the decision to post this. Its okay though, we all have our off days