Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

My date isn't my type. She's my bestfriend. That's the only reason I am taking her. There's a girl who goes to the local community college around here, who wanted to go prom with me, but understood why I didn't take her. So she's not mad and wants me to come over after prom to have some fun.

First of all, condoms are for queers. If you're worried about her getting pregnant, there are other holes.

You're welcome.

 

[golfballs]

Awesome. Does this mean we should start the a discipleship of 12, to spread the joy and goodness of the zone?

Sounds like life advice, JMO

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Ron, do you think us Zoners will ever become extinct? Mods are banning us left and right now!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Awesome. Does this mean we should start the a discipleship of 12, to spread the joy and goodness of the zone?

The Great Commission is alive and well in the hearts of the Horsemen.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sounds like life advice, JMO

I'll allow it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, do you think us Zoners will ever become extinct? Mods are banning us left and right now!

I hope not. We need to keep the memories of the martyrs in our hearts for all time and eternity.

 

[rockytop114]

The


My bad trm
What are you when you are superior to all but still treat all the same

 

[Jax_Vol]

Feel free to express your inner most desires. It's perfectly normal to have a fetish over a certain body part. Carry on.

Thanks Ron! I just like to sit an look at Kat's feet all the day long

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Ron, I have yet to get a infraction yet. I get my posts deleted all the time though. How long til they give me a infracture and how many times have you been banned?

 

[golfballs]

I hope not. We need to keep the memories of the martyrs in our hearts for all time and eternity.

Except itch

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The


My bad trm
What are you when you are superior to all but still treat all the same

A Horseman.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I have yet to get a infraction yet. I get my posts deleted all the time though. How long til they give me a infracture and how many times have you been banned?

I have yet to figure the system used to apply infractions. So I don't know. I have had one infraction and one 7 day suspension.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Except itch

That's a given.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

How long did Itch get it? It was a matter of time :cray:

 

[golfballs]

Mex,

What is your preferred hangover cure?

Gracias,
Golfballs

 

[rockytop114]

The fact that you have asked this question tells volumes about your knowledge of the Endzone.

St. Matthew Chapter 10.

Yes i have read and understood we are to cast out demons and to heal all kinds of sicknesses "missionary Discourse" so you will choose 12 of us and instruct us and prepare them

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mex,

What is your preferred hangover cure?

Gracias,
Golfballs

A hangover is a result of dehydration. I recommend finishing the night with a large glass of water and/or gatorade. The next day when you wake up, keep drinking water until your pee is clear.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How long did Itch get it? It was a matter of time :cray:

I'm not sure. It may be forever. He had multiple warnings.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Yes i have read and understood we are to cast out demons and to heal all kinds of sicknesses "missionary Discourse" so you will choose 12 of us and instruct us and prepare them

As of now, we only have 6. The numbers may grow in the future, that's up to Horsemen as a whole.

 

[golfballs]

I think he's done-zo

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
What if she wants to take a ride on space mountain instead?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
What if she wants to take a ride on space mountain instead?

Then you had better buy her a ticket on that ride.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Ron, what are your thoughts on Eazy E?

 

[SDV]

Bumped the post padding thread for ya :hi:

Preciate ya

 

[SDV]

What I thought we were friends

Just kiddin nooga