Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[joeydupree]

Doesn't always work.

 

[joeydupree]

Squat on toilet seat like a mexican...

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Lay some toilet paper in the bottom before you go. Tada, no splash.


Rookies.

You sound experienced but i must say that most porta jons have liquid blue chemical in the bottom and not a bee hive of poo and tp. This in turn, allows the tp to absorb and sink so the blue splash still occurs. Your answer is wrong. I have been let down.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Squat on toilet seat like a mexican...

Came to the jobsite one day and found an extremely nasty porta jon. There was foot prints on the seat and poo on the walls. I was told by a foreman that one of his mexicans tried to mount the toilet ( stand on top of seat and squat) and do his business only to mess himself on his boots. He therefore tried to clean it up and made a bigger mess so he jettisoned his clothing as well. What a mess.

 

[joeydupree]

You sound experienced but i must say that most porta jons have liquid blue chemical in the bottom and not a bee hive of poo and tp. This in turn, allows the tp to absorb and sink so the blue splash still occurs. Your answer is wrong. I have been let down.

Ron is not wrong. It depends on when the last time they have been cleaned.

Recently cleaned=Blue splash

Been almost a week=Flies on your balls and tie something around your face so you don't die. Make sure there is tissue before you sit down...

Top secret tip: If there are multiple sh*tters, enter whichever one that has been exposed to direct sunlight the least. Still check for adequate tissue.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Ron is not wrong. It depends on when the last time they have been cleaned.

Recently cleaned=Blue splash

Been almost a week=Flies on your balls and tie something around your face so you don't die. Make sure there is tissue before you sit down...

Top secret tip: If there are multiple sh*tters, enter whichever one that has been exposed to direct sunlight the least. Still check for adequate tissue.

You are both wrong. If it has not been cleaned in a week.....then you call the crap pumper and tell him to clean it then go poo in the woods. Do not enter a sun sitting poo filled porta let. Its not worth it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

BKB has a lot to learn about life.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

BKB has a lot to learn about life.

Life yes. Porta jon entry rules. Never.

The,
Have you done the mexican squat in a porta jon?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Life yes. Porta jon entry rules. Never.

The,
Have you done the mexican squat in a porta jon?

No, I have not. I use them proudly.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

The,
Have you used a porta jon humbly?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,
Have you used a porta jon humbly?

Never. I'm so proud of it sometimes I prop the door open and play music.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Never. I'm so proud of it sometimes I prop the door open and play music.

Bap- best answer possible.

 

[joeydupree]

You are both wrong.

Impossible. Gtfo.

 

[BearCat204]

Bearcat loves me more than anyone else on this board. He is only acting like the average Sailor In an attempt to hide his true feelings.

lies

 

[OtterFH]

lies

Jelli, and yousomad

 

[theFallGuy]

Bap- best answer possible.

who r u?

 

[BearCat204]

Jelli, and yousomad

u need to strive to get at my level son

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Is it a requirement for Latino women in LA to have a tatoo?

 

[OtterFH]

u need to strive to get at my level son

I'll pass.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

who r u?

Me. Why you ask?

 

[BearCat204]

I'll pass.

You should, cuz iT wOuLd Be ImPoSsIbLe 4 U aNyWay

 

[Thrasher865]

Bearcat wins because his avy is bad ass.

I liked Mila more.

 

[BearCat204]

I liked Mila more.

is true

 

[Thrasher865]

oh yeeeeah

 

[Orangeslice13]

who r u?

He's just another ff poster who figured out where the cool people are.