Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[barknoxbrawler]

The,
Who does nerd not care for?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

We cool nerd?

You bet!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Not TRM, Nerd, but I'd recommend starting a call out thread. They are a productive way to resolve issues you may have with other posters.

Innovative!

 

[joeydupree]

Nerd is being an attention whore.

No call out coming.

 

[joeydupree]

Hmm. Maybe Nerd should stay out of the pub

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What should I do if I find one particular poster extremely annoying.


Btw it's not: Joey, you, TFG, OE, tex, behr, 95, Jhen, heart...

95's advice was correct. I would like to add that you should use as many swear words and threats of violence as you can.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

95's advice was correct. I would like to add that you should use as many swear words and threats of violence as you can.

Thanks.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

What would you get Nerd for Hanukkah?

 

[Orangeslice13]

The,

What would you get Nerd for Hanukkah?

A 2nd circumcision (1st is assumed)

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What would you get Nerd for Hanukkah?

Other than the obligatory dreidel, how about a New yarmulke featuring a picture of a racecar?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Do they make yarmulkes for other areas of the body?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Do they make yarmulkes for other areas of the body?

Not that I know of, but the Jewish community is probably open to new ideas. Maybe a little belly yarmulke for some of the pot bellied Hebrews.

 

[Thrasher865]

Ron,

Boners in public: hide them, or show them off?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Boners in public: hide them, or show them off?

Hide 'em. Mother's get weird about it if you're walking around with that thing around their kids.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

The,

Why do only idiots get put on the show wipeout and is vanessa lachey < or > jessica simpson?

 

[dembewbs]

ron,


i am the motha effffiiinn trooofff i dun told dat bish...wut u think bout dat?

 

[rockytop114]

Ron
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I was getuin som head work done in Car and a women came up and was peepin about da head work!


What would you do about that car man?
I mean look at it!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Why do only idiots get put on the show wipeout and is vanessa lachey < or > jessica simpson?

Only idiots would wNt to be on that show. I have no idea what "is vanessa lachey < or > jessica simpson?" means

 

[The Ron Mexico]

ron,


i am the motha effffiiinn trooofff i dun told dat bish...wut u think bout dat?

I'm the damn General!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron
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I was getuin som head work done in Car and a women came up and was peepin about da head work!


What would you do about that car man?
I mean look at it!

I feel a headache coming on.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Only idiots would wNt to be on that show. I have no idea what "is vanessa lachey < or > jessica simpson?" means

Is vanessa lachey less than or greater than jessica simpson.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Are fast cars cool?

 

[rockytop114]

I feel a headache coming on.

Haha

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is vanessa lachey less than or greater than jessica simpson.

Less than

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Are fast cars cool?

If you're in to gay stuff.