Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[GBO18]

Cute.

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

If a hooker up and dies on you, do you still have to pay her? Any suggestions on how to explain this to an angry pimp? Also, is it considered necrophilia if the body's still warm?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, why do I care about UT football so much? Should I give up being a super fan and just be one of those fans that only watch half of the game, not know the players names, not know the words to rocky top, not know our history? Should I be like those bandwagon turd or FU fans that only wear the gear when they win?

1. Because you're awesome.
2. No, never.
3. No, never.

If you ever doubt your fandom just get hold of me and I will re-motivate you.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, will UT ever be good at football again? Like, ever?

Yes, everyone struggles from time to time. Unfortunately, Mike Hamilton doubled the time it will take UT to recover.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron Mexico,

How come everytime you post it says 'This message is hidden because Ron Mexico is on your ignore list.'?

Because you're a b.tch who can't handle the Zone.

 

[dembewbs]

Ron,

Do you know how to multi quote?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Do you know how to multi quote?

Yes.

 

[dembewbs]

Ron,

Then why don't you use Multi quote?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

If a hooker up and dies on you, do you still have to pay her? Any suggestions on how to explain this to an angry pimp? Also, is it considered necrophilia if the body's still warm?

If a hooker dies before you "finish", you are off the hook. However, if the deed has been done, sorry, pay up big guy. Just pay the pimp a minimal handling fee and he should be easy to deal with.

Necrophilia? Yes, that's gross.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Then why don't you use Multi quote?

I do use it ocassionally. What situation should I have used multi quote and didn't?

 

[ego]

Ron, I have a two part question.

1. Are you an oil man?
2. Do you enjoy milkshakes?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Do you put hot sauce on your collard greens?

 

[dembewbs]

ego i heard ron loves a nice creamy milkshake....

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I have a two part question.

1. Are you an oil man?
2. Do you enjoy milkshakes?

1. I'm out on oil.
2. I love milkshakes. Milkshakes are second only to Sangria in order of awesome beverages.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Do you put hot sauce on your collard greens?

No collard greens for me. I will use hot sauce ocassionally, but not on collard greens.

P.S. You're a raging racist.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron,

Do you put hot sauce on your collard greens?

Horribly racist

 

[Volunteer_Kirby]

Not helping, Ron. :ermm:

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Not helping, Ron. :ermm:

You suck :finger3:

 

[jhen713]

What's wrong with collard greens Ron? I love em cooked fresh w/little hot sauce. Haven't found any from a can I liked.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Not helping, Ron. :ermm:

I think we need to ask dembewbs what Alanis Morissette has to say about this post...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What's wrong with collard greens Ron? I love em cooked fresh w/little hot sauce. Haven't found any from a can I liked.

There is nothing inherently wrong with collard greens. They're just not for me. It's a texture problem I have with them.

 

[dembewbs]

Not helping, Ron. :ermm:

Isn't it ironic....

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Thanks bewbs. I can always count on you.

 

[ego]

Ron, how difficult is the diet to define your jawline?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, how difficult is the diet to define your jawline?

Are you speaking Chinese?