Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[theFallGuy]

saltines not ritz

Saltines aren't completey white either brah. They are patchey brown.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

bunch of damn racist up in here

 

[TNVolGirl]

Sup scotty. Why is tvg and her cohorts ruining the zone we love?

Why Ron, why?!? Why must you treat me this way over one thread?

If you only knew the pain and suffering I endured last night, knowing I had lost your love...

 

[possumslayer]

What's wrong with collard greens Ron? I love em cooked fresh w/little hot sauce. Haven't found any from a can I liked.

try WalMart,brand
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[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why does Scotty change his avatar so much?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Hot Sauce, do I go with Louisiana or Texas Pete?

Texas Pete.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why are white people called crackers when crackers are more of a yellowish-brown color?

Probably for the same reason black people are called black and Asians are called yellow. Neither are accurate.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why does Scotty change his avatar so much?

It is because of his belief in the relentless pursuit of continuous improvement.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

ash hole

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why Ron, why?!? Why must you treat me this way over one thread?

If you only knew the pain and suffering I endured last night, knowing I had lost your love...

You had violated everything the Endzone stands for. I couldn't let it go without a bit of a rant. We come to the zone to get away from the idiots and their uninformed opinions. Everything is ok now, I have calmed down. Carry on citizen.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

ash hole

You're welcome.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

You had violated everything the Endzone stands for. I couldn't let it go without a bit of a rant. We come to the zone to get away from the idiots and their uninformed opinions. Everything is ok now, I have calmed down. Carry on citizen.

ash clown

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

WHy does work suck so much?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

WHy does work suck so much?

Because the Man is always trying to keep you down.

 

[ego]

As an indian, I agree.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Is tuna helper good to eat?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is tuna helper good to eat?

Never had it. Sounds like something that was made up and doesn't really exist. Much like magnets and the female orgasm.

 

[jhen713]

How did you let pooch come back and win last night? Bad coaching?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How did you let pooch come back and win last night? Bad coaching?

Bad clock management. At least I didn't have 13 guys on the field.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ron, do you know what love is?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Do you sip on cognac and listen to Luther Vandross?

 

[Coach Grizz]

What the F is going on with RTXVI right now it won't let me post

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

What the F is going on with RTXVI right now it won't let me post

I fixed it.

 

[Coach Grizz]

I fixed it.

Thanx

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

I've decided I'm Afro-Native CaucAsian. Does that mean I'm holding myself back? Eff the Man!