Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Weezer]

FTR, I never raped your mom. If anything, she raped me. I have no problem with your same sex tendencies. Not my thing, but I don't judge. I have no problem with bestiality as long as it doesn't cross over to animal cruelty. You shouldn't force an innocent gerbil to give you a prostate exam. That's just mean.

I don't like pedophiles. They are evil.

Are you mentally unbalanced?

In the interest of full disclosure, I am mentally unbalanced. I am not a pedophile. I need more facts to determine if I have or have not slept with your mom. I'm not saying I have, but I'm unable to rule out the possibility at the moment. I would say there's a better than 50% chance I didn't sleep with her.

 

[Weezer]

Definitely has a cohort btw. Someone keeps liking his posts.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Definitely has a cohort btw. Someone keeps liking his posts.

One of his pedo friends.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

FTR, I never raped your mom. If anything, she raped me.

I need more facts to determine if I have or have not slept with your mom. I'm not saying I have, but I'm unable to rule out the possibility at the moment. I would say there's a better than 50% chance I didn't sleep with her.

You didn't. She's an angel. You best leave it alone.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Is this the new like whore thread.



As in like this post not oils moms is awesome

 

[Weezer]

Have I touched a nerve? I feel torn. The zoner in me senses weakness and says tear the carcass to pieces. My inner "nice guy" says, "Don't make him cry." Decisions, decisions, what's a zoner to do?

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Definitely has a cohort btw. Someone keeps liking his posts.

And the Mexico Mafia are pulling each other's fingers.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Have I touched a nerve? I feel torn. The zoner in me senses weakness and says tear the carcass to pieces. My inner "nice guy" says, "Don't make him cry." Decisions, decisions, what's a zoner to do?

There could be a carcass torn to pieces

 

[Weezer]

Okay, I know how to tell if I've been with your mom or not. Walk up behind her and yell "Yahtzee!" If she moans in pleasure, I've definitely hit that.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Not very good with decision making I see. Serenity now.

 

[joevol33]

Getting chippy up in here.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Getting chippy up in here.

Just another day at the beach

 

[vol_in_ar]

Have I touched a nerve? I feel torn. The zoner in me senses weakness and says tear the carcass to pieces. My inner "nice guy" says, "Don't make him cry." Decisions, decisions, what's a zoner to do?

channel your inner Dahli

 

[Weezer]

Getting chippy up in here.

Aren't you old? I doubt I've slept with your mom.

 

[Weezer]

channel your inner Dahli

I tried channelling my inner Dolly, but I couldn't stop playing with my imaginary boobs.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

I picked up a kaiser blade that was a layin' there by the screen door, some folks calls it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

 

[joevol33]

Aren't you old? I doubt I've slept with your mom.

Not to old, but I'm from ky and your not familyso iI doubt you had relations with her=-O =-O

 

[OtterFH]

Ron, is it ok to use your feet to Masterbate? Asking for a friend.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Ron, is it ok to use your feet to Masterbate? Asking for a friend.

Big toe only.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, is it ok to use your feet to Masterbate? Asking for a friend.

It's not ok to use my feet. I don't roll like that. However, if you're limber enough to use your own, do yo thang.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Not to old, but I'm from ky and your not familyso iI doubt you had relations with her=-O =-O

JrVarsity understands the game and can stay imo.

 

[joevol33]

JrVarsity understands the game and can stay imo.

Thanks!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Thanks!

Stfu

 

[Coastypop]

JrVarsity understands the game and can stay imo.

Maybe....but you need to GTFO

 

[Orangeslice13]

Maybe....but you need to GTFO

I will destroy you like Rehab