Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[joevol33]

Stfu

I knew when I typed it that was coming.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron. There's a grumpy old crotch that's having trouble telling the difference between you and me tonight.

Do you think it's because I've become more awesome, your awesomeness is fading, or he's going senile?

Thanks, El Slicebo

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Mexico:
Does your Mafia have a secret handshake to identify themselves or do they do that by butt scent?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. There's a grumpy old crotch that's having trouble telling the difference between you and me tonight.

Do you think it's because I've become more awesome, your awesomeness is fading, or he's going senile?

Thanks, El Slicebo

Oh, he's senile as hell. The anger he has towards us will be taken out on some poor domesticated pet tonight.

RIP Fluffy

 

[Orangeslice13]

Damn. I thought I was awesome, or at least headed that way. I should have known

 

[vol_in_ar]

Mexico:
Does your Mafia have a secret handshake to identify themselves or do they do that by butt scent?

belly button lint

 

[joevol33]

Ron,

Should I get gravy and biscuits after work, or eat cereal?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Should I get gravy and biscuits after work, or eat cereal?

You must live the life of a king if you want to be treated like a king.

 

[YankeeVol]

Ron,

Waffles or pancakes?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Waffles or pancakes?

You should have two eggs (over medium), dry toast, 4 bagels, and 2 glasses of orange juice.

 

[YankeeVol]

Fitted or adjustable hats?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Fitted or adjustable hats?

Only ***s wear fitted hats outside of work.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Ron,

Should I get gravy and biscuits after work, or eat cereal?

Gravy over Cheerios

 

[vol_in_ar]

Gravy over Cheerios

stfu
When did smokin joe ask you a question

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Stfu Nancy boy

 

[vol_in_ar]

you're late to the party

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Kicking the door in and coming on in anyhow

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Kicking the door in and coming on in anyhow

There are no children here for you to creep on. Please try another forum.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Kicking the door in and coming on in anyhow

lulz

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

There are no children here for you to creep on. Please try another forum.

My, how polite. You said please.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Flag on the play. Parents are well within bounds. Spouses are occassionally in bounds, depending on how well you know your fellow poster. Theoretical children are not allowed on the field of play. Leave kids out of it. That could lead to meeting at the Waffle House for a good ass-kickin'.

Mexico just violated this

 

[Orangeslice13]

Mexico just violated this

Sooooooo stupid

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Sooooooo stupid

Thanks for playing. Now stfu.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Soooo stupid

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Soooo stupid

Brilliant retort. How many minutes until Wapner?