Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Thunder Good-Oil]

I am the one deleting your posts. Wanna fight about it?

Okay. But only if it's happens in the parking lot of the Wartburg Waffle House. There's a waitress named Myrtle working there that i've had my eye on. I'm not for sure but I think she's had her good eye on me.

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

I once went to a Hooters where the waitress had what appeared to be a third nipple between her breasts. (It was in Johnson City if that matters) Do you think her parents were too closely related or could it have been some weird skin condition? I found it hard not to stare. It was oddly disgusting yet fascinating at the same time.

 

[Weezer]

See... this is just mean, retarded, violates a boundary, and is certain to prompt a less than friendly reply.

Let me offer you some fatherly advice(while praying desperately I'm not your actual father). Sometimes, the truth hurts, but it it's better to know the truth rather than believe some lie. Lies fester over time, and the truth always comes out in the end, so better to lance that boil now.

FTR, I am in no way admitting paternity and you will not get a dime in child support unless you can prove I'm your daddy.


Which reminds me of a story. I was at the movies once, I think I was in my mid-twenties at the time, hard to remember now, but anyway, this young child came running toward me yelling "Daddy! Daddy!" Thankfully his father was standing right next to me, but it scared the hell out of me. I think kids are wonderful, don't get me wrong, but I think it would be absolutely terrifying to have one you didn't expect show up out of the blue. Fatherhood is something you need time to prepare for.

Weezer's story of the day. You're welcome.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

And I would have gone all Fog Horn Leg Horn channeling WC Fields to the kid.

“Go, I say go away boy, you bother me”

 

[Orangeslice13]

Weez. Do you still love me ?

 

[Weezer]

Weez. Do you still love me ?

My exuberantly fluffy self still loves you in a completely platonic way, but I would love you more if you changed your name back to what it should be.

 

[Weezer]

And I really want to know who keeps liking lube boy's posts? That in itself makes me believe he is an alter.

 

[Coastypop]

Your "special purpose" is trying to get your "junk" to work. Throw away the pump, old man. They make pills for that now.

I never was a pill taker...... more of a hands on type of guy myself

but everyone to their own

 

[joevol33]

This thread has become a mix of jerry springer/Dr Phil/ that old sex talk lady from the oxygen channel.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

I once went to a Hooters where the waitress had what appeared to be a third nipple between her breasts. (It was in Johnson City if that matters) Do you think her parents were too closely related or could it have been some weird skin condition? I found it hard not to stare. It was oddly disgusting yet fascinating at the same time.

I thought everyone had a third nipple. Is that not common?

 

[vol_in_ar]

Ron,

I once went to a Hooters where the waitress had what appeared to be a third nipple between her breasts. (It was in Johnson City if that matters) Do you think her parents were too closely related or could it have been some weird skin condition? I found it hard not to stare. It was oddly disgusting yet fascinating at the same time.

was she related to Chandler

 

[Orangeslice13]

My exuberantly fluffy self still loves you in a completely platonic way, but I would love you more if you changed your name back to what it should be.

You'll allways be my chunky monkey.
(No homo except every 7th Wednesday)

 

[joevol33]

Ron,

To be, or not to be? I've pondered this since my sophomore year in highschool.

 

[hmanvolfan]

To gaf or ngaf is the true querstion.

 

[vol_in_ar]

I vote ngaf

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

To be, or not to be? I've pondered this since my sophomore year in highschool.

I'm pretty sure this was answered earlier in the thread.

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

Do you find it disrespectful when noobs fail to read the thread and repeat questions? Shouldn't it be automatically understood that your wisdom is required reading?

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

This thread has become a mix of jerry springer/Dr Phil/ that old sex talk lady from the oxygen channel.

When was Weezer on the oxygen channel?

 

[joevol33]

I'm pretty sure this was answered earlier in the thread.

My apologies. I've sent camels with gold and silver as my penance.

 

[joevol33]

Ron,

Do you find it disrespectful when noobs fail to read the thread and repeat questions? Shouldn't it be automatically understood that your wisdom is required reading?

I agree, totally rude. I shall give myself 20 lashes with a wet noodle.

 

[joevol33]

When was Weezer on the oxygen channel?

I can speak no ill of Weezer, he has given me a tounge lashing. I'm in humble defeat.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

I can speak no ill of Weezer, he has given me a tounge lashing. I'm in humble defeat.

He thinks that he's my daddy. I have latitude.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron MexiBro,

If I drive a blue truck, am craving apples, and don't own dress shoes.....


Which section should I get my season tickets in?

 

[Weezer]

I can speak no ill of Weezer, he has given me a tounge lashing. I'm in humble defeat.

I do not like your wording. It sounds overtly sexual. I do not swing from that side of the batter's box...... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Unless it's the seventh Wednesday, but that's a special occassion.

 

[joevol33]

I do not like your wording. It sounds overtly sexual. I do not swing from that side of the batter's box...... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Unless it's the seventh Wednesday, but that's a special occassion.

Allow me to repharse, it was no tounge lashing, but a verbal correcting to which I am grateful.