Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Carry a gun!!

That's probably good advice. His stalking has reached a weird level.

 

[vol_in_ar]

It's not perseverence. It's obsession with us and a uncontrollable desire for attention. His/her parents most likely didn't hug him/her enough and now (s)he seeks out attention through this behavior. (S)He's clearly obsessed with me in a "single white female" kind of way. If you've seen the movie you'll know what I'm talking about.

Better take the craigslist ads down

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

Is KY Jelly a ghost from the past? It's rare we see an actual new troll.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron,

Is KY Jelly a ghost from the past? It's rare we see an actual new troll.

Yes.
In fact he's been know to kick the ball early.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Is KY Jelly a ghost from the past? It's rare we see an actual new troll.

You'll need to ask Obsessed or Tux about the ghost thing. They are our resident ghost experts.

 

[BearCat204]

tRm, how does one unstick their junk from a frozen pole with severely damaging said junk?

 

[Coastypop]

tRm, how does one unstick their junk from a frozen pole with severely damaging said junk?

What you calling "junk" it's my "special purpose"

 

[The Ron Mexico]

tRm, how does one unstick their junk from a frozen pole with severely damaging said junk?

Well, if I wanted to severely damage my junk, I would just yank off as quick as I could with extreme prejudice.

My question for you is: why would you want to remove your penis "with severely damaging said junk"?

 

[Weezer]

Well, if I wanted to severely damage my junk, I would just yank off as quick as I could with extreme prejudice.

My question for you is: why would you want to remove your penis "with severely damaging said junk"?

Some people like pain, Ron. I wouldn't want to severely damage my junk, but pushing things to the edge can be fun..... or so I've heard.

 

[Weezer]

What you calling "junk" it's my "special purpose"

Your "special purpose" is trying to get your "junk" to work. Throw away the pump, old man. They make pills for that now.

 

[Weezer]

You'll need to ask Obsessed or Tux about the ghost thing. They are our resident ghost experts.

Ron, neither of those are zoners. I feel uncomfortable asking for outside help.

 

[joevol33]

Ron, neither of those are zoners. I feel uncomfortable asking for outside help.

I liked this, just cause I'm still supporting your like cause.

 

[YankeeVol]

Ron,
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

tRm, how does one unstick their junk from a frozen pole with severely damaging said junk?

Same way Weezer became unstuck after getting the freak on with that eskimo.

 

[Weezer]

Same way Weezer became unstuck after getting the freak on with that eskimo.

Your mother was an eskimo? That narrows the field a little.

 

[YankeeVol]

Same way Weezer became unstuck after getting the freak on with that eskimo.

Watch it...

 

[Weezer]

Ron,
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

Ron gets uncomfortable talking about wood. We established that earlier in this thread.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Watch it...

I gave you a Like. That's far more civil than gtfo and stfu.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Ron, neither of those are zoners. I feel uncomfortable asking for outside help.

I hope that you have several therapists in your social network.

 

[YankeeVol]

I gave you a Like. That's far more civil than gtfo and stfu.

I don't like persons talking ill of my people

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

I don't like persons talking ill of my people

Are you okay with your people talking ill of other persons?

 

[YankeeVol]

Are you okay with your people talking ill of other persons?

My people are too drunk to talk ill of anyone.


But yes I am.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

New Guy is troubled deciphering dissimilitude man.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Weez is the reason your mom went nuts and needs depends. He humped her crazy and wore out the pluming.

He brought her lots of joy as she followed him around for weeks calling him god.
That should bring you comfort.

See... this is just mean, retarded, violates a boundary, and is certain to prompt a less than friendly reply.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Your mother was an eskimo? That narrows the field a little.

While this is actually amusing.