Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Orangeslice13]

Ron is MIA

Finkle is Einhorn.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Ron, have you been banished

 

[joevol33]

Finkle is Einhorn.

Awesome quote

 

[Weezer]

Ron is everywhere, yet nowhere, all at the same time. He's like Santa Claus. He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

 

[hmanvolfan]

But he don't know if I been bad or not.

 

[Weezer]

But he don't know if I been bad or not.

We all know you been bad, Squirrel. That's no secret.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Did your Bible break?

Yes, kinda.

My Bible starting burning my fingers every time I touched it. I don't know why. Probably some kind of Old Testament punishment.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron

What's your favorite

1.Twinkies 2. Ding dongs 3. Hostesses 4. Swiss cake role our 5. fudge rounds

You have listed the 5 worst snack cakes known to man. Slice told me you need to eat an apple. So go buy some fruit.

 

[YankeeVol]

TRM,

Are you attending any games next season? TIA

 

[The Ron Mexico]

This reminds me, The.
Do you have compassion for the mentally challenged?

It's important to remember that it's not their fault. They, the mentally disabled, should be treasured because they're God's special little troopers.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

It scares me that someone has respect for us. Does it scare you too?

He's probably just trying to be nice to get some money out of us. Don't trust anyone with a screen name you can't pronounce.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

Are you attending any games next season? TIA

Of course. I normally go to 5-6 football games a year. I will make a special effort to avoid whichever game you plan on attending.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron

Nail gun or screw gun?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron

Nail gun or screw gun?

I assume you are using the gun to keep undesirables out of your yard, so I would go with screws. They will hurt more.

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

I've always heard shaking it more than twice is playing with yourself. Personally, I only think it's playing with yourself if shaking it twice causes ejaculation(that's a scientific term, I'm assuming it doesn't violate VN rules, if so I plead ignorance). What say you?





Also if shaking it twice sets the little man off, I'm guessing someone is not very successful with the ladies.

 

[rocktopper16]

Ron,


Can you loan me 5 buck?

Tia buddy.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

I've always heard shaking it more than twice is playing with yourself. Personally, I only think it's playing with yourself if shaking it twice causes ejaculation(that's a scientific term, I'm assuming it doesn't violate VN rules, if so I plead ignorance). What say you?

Also if shaking it twice sets the little man off, I'm guessing someone is not very successful with the ladies.

If you shake it more than two times you are playing with it. Personally, i don't "shake it" at all. Afterwards, I just wander through the house rubbing against cloth objects (drapes, towels, the wife's skirt).

You shouldn't be concerned with impressing the ladies with your sexual longevity. It's not my fault if she can't get done as quick as I can. Maybe she should be better at it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Can you loan me 5 buck?

Tia buddy.

Go get a job.

 

[YankeeVol]

Of course. I normally go to 5-6 football games a year. I will make a special effort to avoid whichever game you plan on attending.

I'm going to the first 5 home games

 

[joevol33]

I'm going to the first 5 home games

I'm hoping to make the Georgia game.

 

[VolFan32]

Go get a job.

How about tree fiddy?

 

[rocktopper16]

Ron,

Blondes or Redheads ?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How about tree fiddy?

Your request is approved since you used the correct terminology.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Blondes or Redheads ?

it really doesn't matter as long as you follow one very important rule: Don't put your **** in crazy.

It will be fun at first, but in the long run, it's definitely not worth it.

 

[Weezer]

It really is fun at first. I think the secret is never use your real name and always go to her place or a hotel.