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Ron,

When sleeping with a beautiful woman, do you ever stop to think, this is somebody's daughter? That would be so creepy. Especially if you've met the father, because then you'll get like a mental image of him in your brain, and that's like instant flacidity. I think I just created that word. I kinda like it.. Maybe it'll catch on.
 
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Ron,

I am pondering a career change. At first, I was thinking of becoming a mad scientist, but it occurred to me that a mad scientist actually has to do science-y type stuff. So, I'm now considering evil genius, because an evil genius just has to sit around and think. The only drawback I see is bungling henchmen. Thoughts?
 
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Weezer said:
Ron,

I am pondering a career change. At first, I was thinking of becoming a mad scientist, but it occurred to me that a mad scientist actually has to do science-y type stuff. So, I'm now considering evil genius, because an evil genius just has to sit around and think. The only drawback I see is bungling henchmen. Thoughts?
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The lack of genius might be a draw back too.
 
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Weezer said:
Ron,

When sleeping with a beautiful woman, do you ever stop to think, this is somebody's daughter? That would be so creepy. Especially if you've met the father, because then you'll get like a mental image of him in your brain, and that's like instant flacidity. I think I just created that word. I kinda like it.. Maybe it'll catch on.
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That thought does occasionally cross my mind. So, to combat that, I just turn her around so I don't have to make eye contact.
 
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