Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

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I consider it backwards thinking. But any thinking that involves direction is progress. Most posters are just standing still.
 
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Weezer said:
Ron,

I am pondering a career change. At first, I was thinking of becoming a mad scientist, but it occurred to me that a mad scientist actually has to do science-y type stuff. So, I'm now considering evil genius, because an evil genius just has to sit around and think. The only drawback I see is bungling henchmen. Thoughts?
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Are you good at memorizing Bible scriptures and stockpiling weapons? If so, cult leader may be an option for you. It's a good living if you can get a few followers. Problem is when the gubmint comes in to bust you up.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
Are you good at memorizing Bible scriptures and stockpiling weapons? If so, cult leader may be an option for you. It's a good living if you can get a few followers. Problem is when the gubmint comes in to bust you up.
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I've been considering forming a militant Buddhist sect. I figure I can tell my followers, "You may not reach Nirvana this time, but the positive karma you build up by following me is sure to get you closer in the next life!" That's the great thing about Buddhism, your followers just keep getting reborn.
 
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Weezer said:
I've been considering forming a militant Buddhist sect. I figure I can tell my followers, "You may not reach Nirvana this time, but the positive karma you build up by following me is sure to get you closer in the next life!" That's the great thing about Buddhism, your followers just keep getting reborn.
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Be careful with Buddhists. They're poor. Poor people wont be able to provide you with the Joel Osteen type lifestyle you're going to want.
 
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I'm the Dalai Lama. Celebrities love me. The whole poverty thing is just an act.
 
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volinreallife said:
Ron,

When you take dumps do you feel like you are full of less ****?

Thanks
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Ron,

I have a strong suspicion that virl has a blow up doll with your face glued to it. If you ever go missing, I'm pointing the police in his direction.
 
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Weezer said:
Ron,

I have a strong suspicion that virl has a blow up doll with your face glued to it. If you ever go missing, I'm pointing the police in his direction.
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Yes, he is definitely obsessed with me. This, most likely, will not end well. Like most stalkers, virl the girl doesn't have a firm grip on reality. Just look up all the celebrity stalking cases.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
Yes, he is definitely obsessed with me. This, most likely, will not end well. Like most stalkers, virl the girl doesn't have a firm grip on reality. Just look up all the celebrity stalking cases.
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Ron,

You have let your humble beginnings of tomfoolery and wanting to be whoopie Goldberg go to your head.

I hate to see celebrities such as yourself take the dreaded left turn in their career. When you come back from the dark side(not meant as a racists comment), remember there will be zero cocaine for you at my table.

Also, I got your pictures they were great.

Yours truly
Virl the squirt getter
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
Yes, he is definitely obsessed with me. This, most likely, will not end well. Like most stalkers, virl the girl doesn't have a firm grip on reality. Just look up all the celebrity stalking cases.
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I just hope Momma Mexico remembers to wait until after they find you to start serving the cucumber sammiches. They won't even bother searching if they can just hang out in the basement munching on those little wedges of heaven.
 
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