Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Behr]

Thanks Ron.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Whenever I see a diagram of the USA without the states names included I get North Carolina and South Carolina mixed up. Do you have a "trick" or something to help me remember which one is on top of the other?

No, there is no sure way to figure it out without the map being labeled.

 

[vol_in_ar]

is that the same for North and South Dakota

 

[joevol33]

Now I'm confused which one is west Virginia/vVirginia.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Now I'm confused which one is west Virginia/vVirginia.

I thought it was West Virginia and East Virginia? Or is it East Carolina?

 

[joevol33]

I thought it was West Virginia and East Virginia? Or is it East Carolina?

Now I'm more confused!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I don't think West Virginia is a real place. It's like Narnia or Atlantis.

 

[vol_in_ar]

sup, TRM

 

[joevol33]

I don't think West Virginia is a real place. It's like Narnia or Atlantis.

The redneck version of either.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

sup, TRM

Sup

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

Wtf? I'm so disappointed in you A-Hole.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Wtf? I'm so disappointed in you A-Hole.

Do you have any idea how many times a week I hear this?

 

[Behr]

Ronnie,

Do you think it's normal for a man my age (40's) to have one testicle larger than the other two?

 

[apevol]

Ronnie,

Do you think it's normal for a man my age (40's) to have one testicle larger than the other two?

I think someone dropped a pinto bean in your draws

 

[joevol33]

TRM,

Can I consider Reese's a healthy snack? It has nuts which is good for you.

 

[Weezer]

Do you have any idea how many times a week I hear this?

I would guess it varies week to week, based upon how often you see your wife.

 

[Weezer]

TRM,

Can I consider Reese's a healthy snack? It has nuts which is good for you.

You do need nuts, so I would say yes.

 

[joevol33]

You do need nuts, so I would say yes.

That's almost funny!

 

[Weezer]

That's almost funny!

It made me laugh. A happy Dalai Lama is good for the world.

 

[joevol33]

It made me laugh. A happy Dalai Lama is good for the world.

I would've laughed more had it not been about me!

 

[joevol33]

But it did laugh!

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

In cases of meltdown, how should one proceed? I may need the wisdom of Modbock for this.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ronnie,

Do you think it's normal for a man my age (40's) to have one testicle larger than the other two?

At your age, yes. Extra growths will start popping up everywhere. Just go with it. Most importantly, don't whine about all the extras God is giving you. Have fun with it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

Can I consider Reese's a healthy snack? It has nuts which is good for you.

No, it will give you the diabeetus. So, unless you are looking for a career backing up Wilford Brimley on those blood testing materials commercials, I would say no.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It made me laugh. A happy Dalai Lama is good for the world.

You can't just declare yourself a religious leader. You need some followers and, thus far, it appears you have none.