Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

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The Ron Mexico said:
That's one of the age old questions. Much like; "Is God real?", "Chicken or the egg?", or "Should I trust a fart?" The answer is no. Hoes can't be loyal. It's in their nature to hoe. Hoe gon hoe.
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Ron,

The "chicken or the egg", why not have both? Would a chicken and egg biscuit be the ultimate representation of life and death?

Also, the older I get, the more I realize never trust a fart. When I was younger, it was never a problem. Now, better to be safe than **** yourself.

The secret to a loyal ho is a powerful pimp hand. You still can't trust the beetch, but if she fears the pimp hand, loyalty doesn't matter. Also, you should always keep one dead ho laying around so they know what happens when you try to run.
 
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Weezer said:
Ron,

The "chicken or the egg", why not have both? Would a chicken and egg biscuit be the ultimate representation of life and death?

Also, the older I get, the more I realize never trust a fart. When I was younger, it was never a problem. Now, better to be safe than **** yourself.

The secret to a loyal ho is a powerful pimp hand. You still can't trust the beetch, but if she fears the pimp hand, loyalty doesn't matter. Also, you should always keep one dead ho laying around so they know what happens when you try to run.
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She agrees.
 
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Weezer said:
Ron,

The "chicken or the egg", why not have both? Would a chicken and egg biscuit be the ultimate representation of life and death?

Also, the older I get, the more I realize never trust a fart. When I was younger, it was never a problem. Now, better to be safe than **** yourself.

The secret to a loyal ho is a powerful pimp hand. You still can't trust the beetch, but if she fears the pimp hand, loyalty doesn't matter. Also, you should always keep one dead ho laying around so they know what happens when you try to run.
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Why would that represent life? It may be an egg but you're eating it?
 
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Ron,
Why does my wife not share my humor when I say, "shut up and make me a sammich"?
 
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Ron,

Does Freak email you his questions? Is he too embarassed to ask his questions in this thread? How about the mods? Do they email you questions because they feel like it underminds their authority to ask you in thread?
 
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I would laugh hysterically if Volly trolled this thread asking Ron all kinds of strange questions.
 
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Weezer said:
Ron,

Does Freak email you his questions? Is he too embarassed to ask his questions in this thread? How about the mods? Do they email you questions because they feel like it underminds their authority to ask you in thread?
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Constantly. I had to block a couple of them just to keep my inbox from maxing out it's space everyday. The no PM's thing was my idea. I felt like everyone was getting a little too uppity.
 
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