Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

The "Sup" thread has more replies than this thread. Does that say more about you or TheFallGuy?

The sup thread serves a different purpose than this one. Both are effective at accomplishing their intended purpose.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

ron I'm the worlds greatest...

Greatest at what?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

I have. It was the most terrifying and yet fascinating experiences of my life. Keep in mind that by "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?" I assume you are referring to my recent lakeside picnic with BPV, PJ, and bewbs.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I have. It was the most terrifying and yet fascinating experiences of my life. Keep in mind that by "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?" I assume you are referring to my recent lakeside picnic with BPV, PJ, and bewbs.

Holy Huddled Homo innuendo Batman!

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron,

Best way to increase penis girth?

 

[dembewbs]

Ron,

Ever went runnin with the devil?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Best way to increase penis girth?

I'm not sure why you would want to increase the size of your penis. To please women? If so, don't worry about that. You git yours! Eff'em. Literally and figuratively.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Ever went runnin with the devil?

I will only answer your question if you answer the one I asked you. You called yourself the greatest. What are you the greatest at?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. Despite my sometimes ornery personality, I'll always be your favorite because of the constant challenge I've presented you, correct?

 

[DD4ME]

Is the war over?

 

[Behr]

Pooch is Bewbs?

 

[DD4ME]

Has or is!?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I'm not sure why you would want to increase the size of your penis. To please women? If so, don't worry about that. You git yours! Eff'em. Literally and figuratively.

Actually I just wanted a bigger fuller bone piece so I can wear obnoxiously short bike shorts at the gym to impress the ladies

 

[dembewbs]

I will only answer your question if you answer the one I asked you. You called yourself the greatest. What are you the greatest at?

being the greatest damn general of this board...now answer me

 

[rockyvols]

Ron

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Has or is!?

You going ghey?

 

[jhen713]

Ron, do you google our questions to get the answers?

 

[Orangeslice13]

TRM, Did we (you) finally decide bewbs is a damn general?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Natdaddy, google is soooo 2010. If he uses electronic assistance, it's siri

 

[jhen713]

Thanks for keeping me up with the times kat. I'm def gonna need the help trying to keep up with Nat as she gets older.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

If I was in the movie The Matrix what would my code name be?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. Despite my sometimes ornery personality, I'll always be your favorite because of the constant challenge I've presented you, correct?

I do appreciate having a somewhat intelligent foe. Feuding with bewbs is just sad and disappointing. So, yes, you are better than dembewbs.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is the war over?

I dunno. I thought it was gay.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Pooch is Bewbs?

Definitely not. Bewbs is a chubby virgin and pooch is a hipster doofus. It would be hard to pull off both of those personalities.