Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

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ego said:
I didn't realize anyone was truly upset until the end when Thrasher brought it up. Ron thought it was "gay" because neither side wanted him. There's no room for him on our side either, Pooch.

My original plan was switching sides continuously until the war was over, but er'body gotta end up being *****es as usual.
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I'd take Ron, if he wanted to live by our rules. I'd take everyone and just get over all the crap. You and I did. Some want to perpetuate myths about the Endzone being like some pinnacle of internet achievement that mustn't be tarnished by the infidels. I think that is contra to the whole purpose of the place....
 
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I sincerely miss the days when we posted a bunch of ostriches and little black boy gifs and kept repeating the same **** over and over until it was so old we hated each other and then got in huge stupid fights and then souce and windy would go back and forth for a while and Hobock would call me Gooch **** Turd Pound or Neil Armswrong and John Lexapro and I were sworn, mortal enemies and GBO was still a maroon, 95 was the truest of true fans, Itch was still just a rumor, and we were "ruining" the Zone so much, a whole new area of the internet was necessary for the exile of the message board literary elite, like Hemingway, Dos Passos, Fitzgerald and Ezra Pound to France a long time ago.

Erin Andrews has epic tits, brah! Itch, where's the dunk vid, brah?
 
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ego said:
I still don't think it was started as a serious thread.
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Wrong. (and this is the last I'll say about it...)

TX (the Aggie one) and bearcat were whining in the LPTPW about the degradation of their sports message board off-topic forum and all of a sudden, poof!, we have the holier than thou crap for a day and a half.

You can easily check my statement for fact. These posts ARE timestamped.
 
#1,158
#1,158
ego said:
Back to questions.

Ron, who do you think you are?
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One-fourth of the greatest group of zonetards the zone has ever known. H4L!

Or just an average 36 year old who helps the US government oppress people throughout the world.

Take your pick.
 
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
I sincerely miss the days when we posted a bunch of ostriches and little black boy gifs and kept repeating the same **** over and over until it was so old we hated each other and then got in huge stupid fights and then souce and windy would go back and forth for a while and Hobock would call me Gooch **** Turd Pound or Neil Armswrong and John Lexapro and I were sworn, mortal enemies and GBO was still a maroon, 95 was the truest of true fans, Itch was still just a rumor, and we were "ruining" the Zone so much, a whole new area of the internet was necessary for the exile of the message board literary elite, like Hemingway, Dos Passos, Fitzgerald and Ezra Pound to France a long time ago.

Erin Andrews has epic tits, brah! Itch, where's the dunk vid, brah?
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Those were the good ole days...
 
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BOOM! Either he's a lurker of the utmost, or he just has some amazing timing....

What's your first name, Hobock? And what the **** is a Hobock, anyways?
 
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I laughed at the timestamped sentence.

I can honestly say that Ron may have the four horsemen, but I'm the Arn Anderson of this *****.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
I told everyone a couple of weeks ago. Were you not around for that?

But for the record, it's Jody.
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Awesome name. I had the biggest crush on Jody in middle school. She had boobs and was a girl.


Honestly, I only stick around for nights like tonight, anymore. If it's gotten too bitter or possum is saying it's cool to be racist, I normally just go fap or drink at the bar.....

Or fap at the bar and then have to go home to drink or to jail....
 
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