Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

TRon. Why does it hurt when I pee?

You associate yourself with too many women of ill repute. Or men, whatever your favorite favor is.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

You associate yourself with too many women of ill repute. Or men, whatever your favorite favor is.

My favorite flavor is orange.

 

[Hobock]

Peasants piss me off.

I fart in your general direction.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Not counting myself, here are the top ten posters in this thread. These folks have truly dedicated themselves to a better life through help from Ron Mexico.

OrangeEmpire 125
Pooch 113
theFallGuy 88
Scotty's Flat Top 87
orangeslice13 84
95 Vol Alum 81
dembewbs 75
Thrasher865 71
possumslayer 69
Hobock 68

 

[Hobock]

My favorite flavor is orange.

Nice choice. Nothing frees your sexual bonds like end-stage Hepatitis C.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Nice choice. Nothing frees your sexual bonds like end-stage Hepatitis C.

He thought it was Vitamin C.

 

[Hobock]

He thought it was Vitamin C.

They are easily confused after 7 hits of blotter.

 

[Orangeslice13]

The, is OE beyond help?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The, is OE beyond help?

Simply put, yes. He will be a lifelong patient of mine. Baby steps.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Simply put, yes. He will be a lifelong patient of mine. Baby steps.

What about death thermoplastics?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

If this thread was supposed to help, why is my penis shooting fire spikes and oozing something that is not ejaculatory discharge?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What about death thermoplastics?

I'm not familiar with death thermoplastics. So I Googled it. This was the result.

"death thermoplastics"

It was the only result. I have no idea what the hell is going on there. Looks like something bewbs would have written. I encourage you to check out the link. Also, tell me what death thermoplastics are.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

If this thread was supposed to help, why is my penis shooting fire spikes and oozing something that is not ejaculatory discharge?

You're welcome.

 

[Hobock]

What about death thermoplastics?

3 names really stand out. Dr. Albert Schweitzer, Mother Teresa of Calcutta and Dr. Ronaldo Mexico.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Yo Ron new guy here got a very disturbing question here...one of the medics today here in the Dirty M'town had a 911 call bout a man penis was stuck in a dog, my question is how in the fukkk does this happen? Very disturbed by this.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Yo Ron new guy here got a very disturbing question here...one of the medics today here in the Dirty M'town had a 911 call bout a man penis was stuck in a dog, my question is how in the fukkk does this happen? Very disturbed by this.

I'm calling shenanigans.

 

[Volz4lif3]

I'm calling shenanigans.

Sorry pal it happened and the medic said it wasn't the first time disturbing I know, He had to separate them. He said he took a Viagra like pill made for bulls.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'm not familiar with death thermoplastics. So I Googled it. This was the result.

"death thermoplastics"

It was the only result. I have no idea what the hell is going on there. Looks like something bewbs would have written. I encourage you to check out the link. Also, tell me what death thermoplastics are.

Damn! I was just making crap up. Off hand thinking we should blow him up. I didn't even know thermoplastic was a real word.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Damn! I was just making crap up. Off hand thinking we should blow him up. I didn't even know thermoplastic was a real word.

You're welcome.

 

[Hobock]

Damn! I was just making crap up. Off hand thinking we should blow him up. I didn't even know thermoplastic was a real word.

After the Baby Steps comment, I thought you were referencing Death Therapy from What About Bob?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Zee Ron. Are you DeepThroatVol and why did you take your porn name public?

 

[Orangeslice13]

After the Baby Steps comment, I thought you were referencing Death Therapy from What About Bob?

That's Where I was going then got to creative for my own good.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Zee Ron. Are you DeepThroatVol and why did you take your porn name public?

It's probably a good thing that no one here knows what you are talking about? But for the record, I'm not DTV. But if I was, telling anyone about it would defeat the point.


Also, Zee's data is flawed.

 

[Hobock]

That's Where I was going then got to creative for my own good.

I actually have a "Don't Hassle Me. I'm Local" shirt..

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Zee Ron. Are you DeepThroatVol and why did you take your porn name public?

But I do like the idea of having a blog.