Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

But I do like the idea of having a blog.

You will have a surprise in your inbox.

 

[Orangeslice13]

1901

The,

How many chucks would a wood chuck chunk if a wood chuck would chunk wood?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

1901

The,

How many chucks would a wood chuck chunk if a wood chuck would chunk wood?

First off let me say this, I know the answer to this question. After years of research and hundreds of thousands of government dollars my team has discovered the answer. But I must ask myself, if I just give you the answer, how will you benefit? Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a life time.

Go fish young man. Go fish. Or in this case, spy on woodchucks.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Not counting myself, here are the top ten posters in this thread. These folks have truly dedicated themselves to a better life through help from Ron Mexico.

OrangeEmpire 125
Pooch 113
theFallGuy 88
Scotty's Flat Top 87
orangeslice13 84
95 Vol Alum 81
dembewbs 75
Thrasher865 71
possumslayer 69
Hobock 68

fu trm

 

[SergeantVol]

Ron you going to destroy some more of those FF poster today?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron you going to destroy some more of those FF poster today?

No, I can't stay on late tonite. I have a 16 hour work day tomorrow. No shenanigans tonite. Trolling takes some good set up time.

 

[SergeantVol]

No, I can't stay on late tonite. I have a 16 hour work day tomorrow. No shenanigans tonite. Trolling takes some good set up time.

That shiz was hilarious!

 

[NWGVol]

That shiz was hilarious!

Trying the suck up routine to get back in The Ron Mexico's good graces are you?

 

[SergeantVol]

Trying the suck up routine to get back in The Ron Mexico's good graces are you?

I am admiring his trolling job. He knows that I still hate his ******* guts.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

trm,

why is sarge so ghey?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Trying the suck up routine to get back in The Ron Mexico's good graces are you?

Remind me again, who The blue hell are you?

 

[SergeantVol]

trm,

why is sarge so ghey?

I hate you too you fawking dirty pirate whore! Shut your whore mouth!

 

[SergeantVol]

Remind me again, who The blue hell are you?

He is another lurker who wants to try to get his hits in.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Why is sarge full of hate and rage?

 

[NWGVol]

Remind me again, who The blue hell are you?

No one of importance.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ronald,
Who the blue hell Is that?

13 chucks by the way.

 

[SergeantVol]

Trm,

Why is sarge full of hate and rage?

cause I hate everyone who isnt gypsy

 

[OrangeEmpire]

No one of importance.

Truer words have never been spoken

 

[OrangeEmpire]

cause I hate everyone who isnt gypsy

Trm,

Views on bigots

 

[Orangeslice13]

No one of importance.

I like it. IMO you can stay. Not that You give 2 sh!TS What I think.

 

[farmersdaughter]

cause I hate everyone who isnt gypsy

:cray:

 

[NWGVol]

He is another lurker who wants to try to get his hits in.

No hit intended. Just wanted to know if you were sucking up to TRM so he would take it easier on you.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

trm,

why is sarge so ghey?

You may have stumped me. Why are roses pretty? Why does beer taste good? Why are boobs good? They just are. They can't be explained by normal human understanding.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Why is sarge full of hate and rage?

His prostate needs to be relaxed.

 

[Hobock]

Fuxabro,

I just ate 4 Crusty-Beasty Burritos from Taco Bell. Should I call poison control?