Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Why ask why Ron?

Chicken or the egg Ron?

Who shot JR Ron?

What makes the caged bird sing Ron?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Can't handle more awesomeness?

The level of awesomeness displayed by some of our posters is so great that the greatest minds of our time can't explain it. I can only hope and pray to bask in the glory that is their aura.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why ask why Ron?

Chicken or the egg Ron?

Who shot JR Ron?

What makes the caged bird sing Ron?

The squeaky wheel gets oil.

Chicken. God didn't mention creating eggs in Genesis.

Major Nelson from "I dream of Jeannie".

Uncle Tom(s).

 

[possumslayer]

peeps at work mostly tide fans make fun of my religion .what should I do?
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[WA_Vol]

Ron, I think my dog is gay and racist. He barks at black people and trys to force himself on unsuspecting male dogs. What should I do?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

peeps at work mostly tide fans make fun of my religion .what should I do?
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To make the best the decision for your life I need to know what religion you practice.

Edit: ok, it's the magnet thing. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, you're going to hell.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I think my dog is gay and racist. He barks at black people and trys to force himself on unsuspecting male dogs. What should I do?

Simply put, live and let live. Maybe your dog has a good reason for disliking black people. Or maybe he's just crazy. Either way, your dog should be allowed to express his opinions freely.

As for his insatiable desire for man ass...just get another male dog. Allow them to live in the same dog house. Basically what I'm saying is, embrace your dog's unique behavior.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

What are your thoughts on metal detector users?

 

[WA_Vol]

Simply put, live and let live. Maybe your dog has a good reason for disliking black people. Or maybe he's just crazy. Either way, your dog should be allowed to express his opinions freely.

As for his insatiable desire for man ass...just get another male dog. Allow them to live in the same dog house. Basically what I'm saying is, embrace your dog's unique behavior.

Ron you want my dog?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What are your thoughts on metal detector users?

In general, they're a little creepy. What are these people expecting? And while I'm on it, that TV commercial selling metal detectors features some of the biggest goobers America has to offer.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron you want my dog?

No, if I wanted to clean up feces I would just have another kid.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Do you think hobo brutally rapes children?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Do you think hobo brutally rapes children?

No. That's a creepy question.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

No. That's a creepy question.

Well no chit

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Are you concerned about Yankee's obsession with his 2nd star?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Hey Ron... OE and I got a question trying to settle a debate and your the Truth!

Here it goes.. Does the public like cops or firemen better?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Are you concerned about Yankee's obsession with his 2nd star?

It's pretty normal for our group here in the zone. His obsession with a 2nd star is small compared to some of the other stuff we see in here. I'll avoid using names, but you know who I'm talking about.

 

[Volz4lif3]

It's pretty normal for our group here in the zone. His obsession with a 2nd star is small compared to some of the other stuff we see in here. I'll avoid using names, but you know who I'm talking about.

Haven't been here long but I'm gonna say.. Does it hafta do with the US Millitary?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Haven't been here long but I'm gonna say.. Does it hafta do with the US Millitary?

No, there are plenty of freaks in here that have never served.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Hey Ron... OE and I got a question trying to settle a debate and your the Truth!

Here it goes.. Does the public like cops or firemen better?

I never disputed other wise.

 

[Volz4lif3]

No, there are plenty of freaks in here that have never served.

Give a brotha a hint or just throw his name out there.. Feelings don't get hurt over the Internet.. Unless your an EThug.

 

[Volz4lif3]

I never disputed other wise.

Well I was disputing it..

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Give a brotha a hint or just throw his name out there.. Feelings don't get hurt over the Internet.. Unless your an EThug.

You're about to get 2000 posts. Have at it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hey Ron... OE and I got a question trying to settle a debate and your the Truth!

Here it goes.. Does the public like cops or firemen better?

Firemen.

 

[Volz4lif3]

You're about to get 2000 posts. Have at it.

But... I got more than two stars.