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I posted this in another thread:
Does anyone remember the movie Bonfire of the Vanities from around 1990? A young thug trying to rob a couple that made a wrong turn gets accidentally run over. The black community is in an uproar. They demand justice. Peter Fallow, a reporter, is interviewing one of his HS teachers.
Ed Rifkin: Mr. Fallow, I got 65 students in every class.
Peter Fallow: Tests, homework, any written work he might have turn now?
Ed Rifkin: S**t, there hasn't been any written work at Ruppert High since 15, maybe 20 years.
Peter Fallow: Really? And how the hell you keep track of these kids? I mean, Jesus Christ, there must be some record of how this boy measures up to the other students at class.
Ed Rifkin: You're thinking about honor students and grades.
Peter Fallow: Attendance records. Grades. Yeah.
Ed Rifkin: High achievements. We don't make those kind of comparisons. We just try to keep them off the streets. At Ruppert High, an honor student is somebody who comes to class and doesn't piss on the teacher.
Peter Fallow: Well, by that standard then, would you say Henry Lamb was an honor student?
Ed Rifkin: Well, uh, he never pissed on me.
The next day's headline read something like, "Honor Student in Coma. Cops Sit on Hit & Run."
Who knew we would actually now live where that type of journalism is the norm?
Does anyone remember the movie Bonfire of the Vanities from around 1990? A young thug trying to rob a couple that made a wrong turn gets accidentally run over. The black community is in an uproar. They demand justice. Peter Fallow, a reporter, is interviewing one of his HS teachers.
Ed Rifkin: Mr. Fallow, I got 65 students in every class.
Peter Fallow: Tests, homework, any written work he might have turn now?
Ed Rifkin: S**t, there hasn't been any written work at Ruppert High since 15, maybe 20 years.
Peter Fallow: Really? And how the hell you keep track of these kids? I mean, Jesus Christ, there must be some record of how this boy measures up to the other students at class.
Ed Rifkin: You're thinking about honor students and grades.
Peter Fallow: Attendance records. Grades. Yeah.
Ed Rifkin: High achievements. We don't make those kind of comparisons. We just try to keep them off the streets. At Ruppert High, an honor student is somebody who comes to class and doesn't piss on the teacher.
Peter Fallow: Well, by that standard then, would you say Henry Lamb was an honor student?
Ed Rifkin: Well, uh, he never pissed on me.
The next day's headline read something like, "Honor Student in Coma. Cops Sit on Hit & Run."
Who knew we would actually now live where that type of journalism is the norm?