Bama Jokes!!!!!!!!!

#76
#76
Dear Bama fan,

Go kiss your sister, brush your tooth and get ready to have your country butts kicked around in your own house. Your a shell of your former selves and untill those checks get cleared for Saban, your gonna be. You are Miss- hippie with a freakin A on your helmet. Get over yourselves and get ready for "ness yearah". Its official, Ive decided, I now hate Bama more than Florida for those keeping score at home. Now, untie that damn goat like I told you!

out.
 
#77
#77
Dear Bama fan,

Go kiss your sister, brush your tooth and get ready to have your country butts kicked around in your own house. Your a shell of your former selves and untill those checks get cleared for Saban, your gonna be. You are Miss- hippie with a freakin A on your helmet. Get over yourselves and get ready for "ness yearah". Its official, Ive decided, I now hate Bama more than Florida for those keeping score at home. Now, untie that damn goat like I told you!

out.

What goat? Are you getting lonely?
 
#83
#83
Did you hear about the Tennessee guy that passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
 
#84
#84
Did you hear they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32. Apparently they want to keep alcohol out of the elementary schools.
 
#86
#86
Fellows, it's been nice learning about your culture. But, I must be off to help fight the war on ignorance.
 
#87
#87
Q; What are the hardest 4 years of a Alabama fan's life.
A: Fourth grade.

Partly because they are no longer allowed into Happy Hour during recess.
 
#89
#89
How many Alabama Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? .....None, that's a sophomore class.
 
#97
#97
winning an argument with a bama fan is like winning a race in the special olympics
 
#98
#98
Speaks for itself
bamawedding.jpg
 

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