Bama Jokes!!!!!!!!!

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#128
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#129
#129
Spurrior sends his love! I didn't know how to edit the Cloud...Sorry![/QUOTE]


lol that is freaking hilarious...gotta save that one before the mods take it down....lol
 
#130
#130
What's the difference between a toilet and an Alabama co-ed?

The toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it!
 
#131
#131
spyplane said:
What's the difference between a toilet and an Alabama co-ed?

The toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it!
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HAHAHAHA :rock:

What does an Alabama cheerleader say after sex?

So do all of you play for the Vols?
 
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#133
What's the difference between a University of Alabama sorority sister and a scarecrow?

One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
 
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#134
Where was OJ head in the white Bronco? Tuscaloosa...why?

he knew the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there!
 
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#137
why do all the trees in GA lean to the West?

Alabama sucks.

old and lame i know, but it still applies.
 
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#141
What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Alabama fans?
The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.
 
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#142
Did you hear they had to cancel the cheerleading program at Alabama this year?
THE CHEERLEADERS KEPT GRAZING ON THE FIELD
 
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#143
BLEBYU said:
Q: How many Bama fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 75,001 - one to change the bulb and 75,000 to sit in Bryant-Denny
Stadium and talk about how good the old bulb was.
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I've heard this before too...
But the answer was One to change the bulb and 75,000 to sit around and talk about how the Bear would haev done it..
 
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#145
Q. How do you know when an Alabama football player used his laptop in class?

A. There will be liquid paper on the screen
 
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#147
3 surgeons were in a bar bragging about their accomplishments...the first one says "I reattached a man's severed arm and did such a good job he became a great baseball pitcher." The second surgeon says "Thats nothing, I attached 2 legs from a cadever to a man born without any legs and he became a great punter in the NFL" The third surgeon says "Both you guys are rookies, I attached a houndstooth hat to an a--hole and it won 323 college football games."
 
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#149
What do you get when you cross a pig with an Alabama Cheerleader?

Nothing, there are just some things a pig won't do.
 
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#150
Jasongivm6 said:
2 Alabama fans are walking down the street. One turns to the other and asks, "Billy Bob, whatcha got their in yer bag?" Billy Bob says, "just some chickens, Bubba." Bubba says, "Billy Bob, if I guess how many chickens are in yer bag, will ya give me one?" To which Billy Bob responds, "Shoot. I'll give ya both of em."
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hee hee:good!:
 
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