Thunder Good-Oil
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Every woman in the country should want to marry a Tennessee Volunteers fan. We always start out with a lot of hope and are faithful followers even as she drives away in someone else’s truck. We ain’t ever slapped anybody or kicked them in the seat of the britches. We usually hang our heads and get ready for next year. A good tease seems to satisfy for a few years. If we ever really scored on the first date, then I reckon you could never run us off. We have hope and remain faithful until she’s gone. A kiss on the cheek is all it takes while she spreads for the milkman. A Tennessee fan is faithful indeed.
Spreads for the milkman? You mean she’d make him a PB&J sandwich?