Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Forest People in Tennessee

Bigurnge · Apr 29, 2015

Sin City Vol said:
My doubt lies in the lack of evidence...why do people never find a bigfoot corpse? No bones, skulls etc? All this time yet nothing. No real solid video or pictures, just a bunch of theories and hopes. Hell at this rate you have a better chance of finding a vampire.

Their all over North America, 1000 lbs, and 8 ft tall yet nobody can ever provide anything but claims and shoddy pics and videos that prove nothing.

Biopsyman · Apr 29, 2015

Bigurnge said:
Their all over North America, 1000 lbs, and 8 ft tall yet nobody can ever provide anything but claims and shoddy pics and videos that prove nothing.

Especially with all of the cell phone cameras and drunks

barknoxbrawler · Apr 29, 2015

Bigurnge said:
Their all over North America, 1000 lbs, and 8 ft tall yet nobody can ever provide anything but claims and shoddy pics and videos that prove nothing.

They bury their dead. Duh. And they are forest people by day but forest ninjas by night as they are hard to find and as quiet as a mouse until the tree knockin starts.

Bigurnge · Apr 29, 2015

barknoxbrawler said:
They bury their dead. Duh. And they are forest people by day but forest ninjas by night as they are hard to find and as quiet as a muse until the tree knockin starts.

Thanks. Now I just feel silly

NEVolFan · Apr 29, 2015

Les was squaching in the Smokies recently with Scott Carpenter(local guy), they put rocks out in a pattern and one of youse guys is going up there and messing with the pattern. Les says its squachie up in there.

Discovery channel.

VolLee · Apr 30, 2015

barknoxbrawler said:
They bury their dead. Duh. And they are forest people by day but forest ninjas by night as they are hard to find and as quiet as a mouse until the tree knockin starts.

Cracking me up.

SaluteToTheHill · Apr 30, 2015

barknoxbrawler said:
They bury their dead. Duh. And they are forest people by day but forest ninjas by night as they are hard to find and as quiet as a mouse until the tree knockin starts.

What do they do with their poop? Has anyone ever seen squatch doodie?

barknoxbrawler · Apr 30, 2015

Hopvol said:
What do they do with their poop? Has anyone ever seen squatch doodie?

The mountain lions, that they tame as pets, consume said feces so when it is dispersed, it looks like Mountain lion doodie. Give me something hard not elementary Bigfoot questions.

vol_in_ar · Apr 30, 2015

fulfullmer, what do you know about the Cherokee Devil

SaluteToTheHill · Apr 30, 2015

barknoxbrawler said:
The mountain lions, that they tame as pets, consume said feces so when it is dispersed, it looks like Mountain lion doodie. Give me something hard not elementary Bigfoot questions.

Wait a minute. Earlier this said squatch doodie petrifies and turns to stone instantly upon exiting the squatch's bung hole. Now, it says their mountain lion pets eat the doodie (which is disgusting I might add) and poop out nice neat mountain lion poop thus keeping us all fooled as to the squatchs whereabouts. I'm beginning to think that Sasquatch might not be real.

barknoxbrawler · Apr 30, 2015

Hopvol said:
Wait a minute. Earlier this said squatch doodie petrifies and turns to stone instantly upon exiting the squatch's bung hole. Now, it says their mountain lion pets eat the doodie (which is disgusting I might add) and poop out nice neat mountain lion poop thus keeping us all fooled as to the squatchs whereabouts. I'm beginning to think that Sasquatch might not be real.

Lol. There is evidence to support both methods of feces dispersion.

VolLee · Apr 30, 2015

Hopvol said:
I'm beginning to think that Sasquatch might not be real.

There's your problem, right there. Don't be doing too much of that when it comes to squatchin'.

vol_in_ar · Apr 30, 2015

The Cherokee Devil is interesting, he transforms into a spirit and only shows himself, if you are only in the woods...

Sin City Vol · Apr 30, 2015

I know were mocking the believers but why don't they respond? Where are the remains of dead squatches?? Hell people find million year old dino bones but never a squatch bone...same goes for Nessie

barknoxbrawler · Apr 30, 2015

Sin City Vol said:
I know were mocking the believers but why don't they respond? Where are the remains of dead squatches?? Hell people find million year old dino bones but never a squatch bone...same goes for Nessie

Mister.... This is real talk in here. Nessie is as fake as Dolly's breast. Don't bring any fake stuff in here as we only talk facts.

VolsSportsFan · Apr 30, 2015

Question, what about demon possessed Bigfoots? Do they contact a priest or are there Bigfoot clergy?

SaluteToTheHill · Apr 30, 2015

barknoxbrawler said:
Mister.... This is real talk in here. Nessie is as fake as Dolly's breast. Don't bring any fake stuff in here as we only talk facts.

Don't be hatin on fake boobs man. Perception is reality. If I'm caressing a boob and the boob looks real and feels real, that's a real boob in my book. Now if the nipple is out of place or they accidentally put them both on the same boob then we have a problem.

barknoxbrawler · Apr 30, 2015

VolsSportsFan said:
Question, what about demon possessed Bigfoots? Do they contact a priest or are there Bigfoot clergy?

Bigfoot Clergy for sure. They have the parsonage cave, 2 trees behind the church cave.

f77f00 · Apr 30, 2015

This thread is pure gold. I hope the believers on here don't take it personal. I just assume if you are hunting bigfoot you have a sense of humor and have already heard it all.

Just trying to keep up, but is the basic premise now that Squatchies are ninja masters of the forest, tamers of lions, possibly inter-dimensional beings and/or demon possessed?

vol_in_ar · Apr 30, 2015

Nationdom said:
Demons are very real, whether you believe in them or not.

that's a fact, my ex-wife leads the pack

f77f00 · Apr 30, 2015

Boys I just heard something that has shaken me to my core: The dirty SOBs have developed mind control.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x76aNwMwa_Q[/youtube]

barknoxbrawler · Apr 30, 2015

f77f00 said:
Boys I just heard something that has shaken me to my core: The dirty SOBs have developed mind control.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x76aNwMwa_Q[/youtube]

They did not just develop it, but they have just perfected it. Let me ask you a question, how many times have you been in the woods and thought that noise was a squirrel? Well it was not. It was a big foot.

f77f00 · Apr 30, 2015

barknoxbrawler said:
They did not just develop it, but they have just perfected it. Let me ask you a question, how many times have you been in the woods and thought that noise was a squirrel? Well it was not. It was a big foot.

Well it's worse than I thought. That SOB keeps making me fish for some reason.

vol_in_ar · Apr 30, 2015

my son's addicted to that show, we watched the Cherokee Devil episode part 2 last night

I'll give these guys props, when they go our in the woods, their armed to the teeth, so if they see a squatch, their not just "researching" they want to take him out

barknoxbrawler · Apr 30, 2015

f77f00 said:
Well it's worse than I thought. That SOB keeps making me fish for some reason.

I wish it would help me fish.

* side bar- that was the best one liner I have seen on this thread.

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