Biopsy's airline gripe thread

#80
#80
I like to be that guy. The smells like 💩 guy. It’s fun. I like to blow the restroom up too and walk out with that “deal with it “ attitude.
 
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#82
#82
That guy should ride in cargo

No way. I’m joking on all of it of course but i do have a deathly fear of being the man who blows the jon up and walks out. You have to take the walk of shame back to your seat with everyone eyeing you and knowing kt was you.
I am honestly terrified of that.
 
#85
#85
How about the guy who Is the last one on the plane and loves to rearrange everyone else’s luggage or smash your personal items so he can put his luggage perfectly on above his seat.. asshat
 
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#86
#86
How about the guy who Is the last one on the plane and loves to rearrange everyone else’s luggage or smash your personal items so he can put his luggage perfectly on above his seat.. asshat

When my wife and I were flying home from Cancun some tourist family with parents and about six kids all brought multiple huge, and I mean huge, carry on bags and filled up half of the overhead bins in the entire plane. Why the flight attendants did nothing about it I have no idea.

You can bet that when I got to my seat and the bins were all full of one family's bags I went full crusher. Don't care.
 
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#87
#87
How about the guy who Is the last one on the plane and loves to rearrange everyone else’s luggage or smash your personal items so he can put his luggage perfectly on above his seat.. asshat

I hate the guy that puts his carryon in one of the front bins and goes and sits in the back. Put your bag above your own damn seat
 
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#89
#89
I hate the guy that puts his carryon in one of the front bins and goes and sits in the back. Put your bag above your own damn seat

OR the opposite... Sits in front and bag in the back and wants to get his bag against the flow of people after the plane lands
 
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#91
#91
I hate the guy that puts his carryon in one of the front bins and goes and sits in the back. Put your bag above your own damn seat

That's me! You hate me.
If I'm in the last board group and there is space as I pass by a front bin my stuffs going there. Deal with my travel swag, fool. 😚
 
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#92
#92
I wish they would do away with carry on bags

Check all bags

Got snowed in for 24 hours on layover in Denver due to blizzard. My checked bag, however, found its way to Nashville. I carry on ever since. In fact if im on a routine business trip and it doesn't fit in my carry-on, I don't take it.
 
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#93
#93
That's me! You hate me.
If I'm in the last board group and there is space as I pass by a front bin my stuffs going there. Deal with my travel swag, fool. 😚

If I see you do it, I'm taking your bag as my own, writing a note that says "this is the beginning of the infidels end, Allahu Akbar" and leaving your bag near a security checkpoint.
 
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#96
#96
If the airline industry is going to hell, do we still have to change planes in Atlanta?

:banghead2:

Or do we get off the plane at the ATL and assume that we are already there?

:mf_surrender:
 
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#97
#97
If the airline industry is going to hell, do we still have to change planes in Atlanta?

:banghead2:

Or do we get off the plane at the ATL and assume that we are already there?

:mf_surrender:

The plane never landed in Atlanta because the power was out.
 
#99
#99
It would be nice if they limited it, to carry ons that actually fit in the overhead, and 2 per person..one for the overhead and one for under the seat....
 

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