VolunteerCeltic
Never tell me the odds!
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What are the odds that Elander is back next year?
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Funny church story...
Preacher said he’s having dinner with some fellow pastors and family. Since he was hosting, they asked his very young granddaughter to give the blessing before eating. She went on to give thanks and pray for certain people around her, including “THE HOOKERS IN VENEZUELA!”
The preacher said everyone at the table opened one eye to look around in surprise but no one said a word...come to find out, her Sunday school class had been praying for and sending care packages to Mr and Mrs Hooker, who were missionaries in Venezuela.
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Texas has not shown a willingness to reset the market when hiring coaches in any sport. You think they are going to pay 33% above the highest paid coach who is 25% above the next dude. That ain't happening.It's this part I'm most curious about. I have seen their (psychotic, entitled, ignorant) fans claiming some crazy stuff lately, but the most recent tidbit was that Texas is prepared to throw a 10-year, $35 million contract at their next coach. Not sure what you can share beyond just talking in riddles, but what exactly does "full bore" mean? And I'm assuming Danny White has been pretty resolute the entire time that this is one we can't lose?
I think we all need to prepare ourselves for this kind of arrogant nonsense from Texas going forward, so I am going to be THRILLED if our first (kinda) SEC face-off showed them that the real UT can't be pushed around.
Oh trust me, that number sounded completely ridiculous when I heard it, but I'm learning fast that Longhorn fans are prone to hyperbole and have a very loose connection to reality.Texas has not shown a willingness to reset the market when hiring coaches in any sport. You think they are going to pay 33% above the highest paid coach who is 25% above the next dude. That ain't happening.
Since you are apparently available, I am in need of a new bunion massage specialist. Taking applications thru the weekend. Never know when the inevitable hits McKee or Rucker, so you better get your application in early!I believe I said "agreed to an extension," but yeah.
Also, "formerly of the Sports Animal?" Do you know something I don't know? My key fob still worked a couple of hours ago...
Funny church story...
Preacher said he’s having dinner with some fellow pastors and family. Since he was hosting, they asked his very young granddaughter to give the blessing before eating. She went on to give thanks and pray for certain people around her, including “THE HOOKERS IN VENEZUELA!”
The preacher said everyone at the table opened one eye to look around in surprise but no one said a word...come to find out, her Sunday school class had been praying for and sending care packages to Mr and Mrs Hooker, who were missionaries in Venezuela.
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