'19 CA LB Henry To'oto'o (Tennessee Signee)

“I've been told Tennessee is making every effort possible to convince the four-star linebacker to join the Vols' recruiting class.

The last I know is that Alabama might still have the slight edge but by no means is Tennessee giving up at all and they're making him a top priority to close out this class.“

- Gorney
 
I think that's a bit of a stretch, considering that Alexander was not technically born in Greece but rather at his maternal grandmother's homestead in neighboring Poland. He was carried back to Pella by his mother's Sherpas the following week after Roman slaves cleared the roads that were damaged in the Great Tiber Flood, so Pella's still considered his home town. It's a common misconception though, and in fact it's erroneously cited as his birthplace on the cornerstone inscription of the Macedon Tower in Pella, currently the tallest building in modern day Greece (yes, spires count!).

Understandable mistake, but if you're going to cite historical facts in your calcs, at least get your history straight.
I am chalking this all up to trolling.
 
How could I miss this....Its been so obvious all along. How could I have been so blind...

Henry To'oto'o has 11 letters & 2 apostrophes.
11 + 2 is 13.
Jeremy Pruitt has coached how many 1st round draft picks? 13.
Those 1st round draft picks include Rashaan Evans of Georgia.
UGA was unfortunately founded in 1785 in Athens.
The real Athens is in Greece.
Greece, home of Alexander the Great.
Greatness is 9 letters.
Henry To'oto'o (11) - Greatness (9) is 2.

"He is committing TO the University of Tennessee!"

You should change your user name to Vizzini, as this sounds exactly like something he would have said.


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Wonder if Toot fell for that Line dance thing Saban did last year to sell Eddie Smith?
Or his parents? I always thought that was at Smith’s house and wondered why Smith’s family set that line dance up. It was a parent’s only event at Saban’s house.
 

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